(Quick Note: For drabbles, it's just gonna be memes and shit guys. Like... It might not be fluff or couple related but it's just shit I saw and found funny. It may just be the Squad or something like that but, hey. Whatever. Enjoy, you guys!)

Drabble One:

Hercules P.O.V.

"Imagine someone hands you a box full of the things you've lost in your life." I sat at a table with my three friends, Alexander, John, and Lafayette, posing a question to them. Alexander was a bit pissed at Thomas Jefferson, John's mood being affected by that. Laf... Well he was pissed at something, he has been all morning, but he won't tell me what. The thing that scared me was that I could've made him mad, and that would ruin any chances I had of being with him.

Alexander spoke first. His voice was laced with sarcasm and anger as he imagined what I told him to. "My childhood innocence! Oh my god!"

John took a sip of his drink before using the same sarcastic tone when he spoke, "My will to live! I haven't seen that in years!"

This is what I have to deal with? I rolled my eyes, hoping Laf would say something semi-reasonable and not so depressing.

However, my thoughts were met with a tone of anger and sarcasm I had never seen in my French friend before as Lafayette gave his answer. "My mental stability! Where'd you find this?" I rolled my eyes once again.

"Goddammit guys..."

Drabble Two:

John P.O.V.

I hadn't met up with Hercules in about a month, ever since he and Lafayette got married, but now I was on my way to meet up with him at our old highschool hangout spot, a cafe run by the Schuylers.

"Hercules!" I walked over to the table as he stood. "Mr. Hamilton!" He chuckled, giving me a short hug. I returned the short embrace, chuckling as well. "It's been so long! How's you been?" He asked, and I beamed. "Never better. We have a little boy now." I smiled warmly at the thought of my adopted son, Philip. Hercules nodded. "So I've heard. Must be exciting." I nodded. "It is indeed. We're looking into a little girl now. Angelica." He nodded.

"How's life been for you and Gil?" His smile great enormously wide. "Wonderful. We've gotten into a couple petty arguments, but that's normal when girls are on their period." I snorted at his remark. "C'mon, now. He's your husband." Hercules nodded.

"I know, I know. You know, once, he got upset at me and I asked him for water." I quirked an eyebrow. "And...?" I pondered, pushing him to tell me more.

"And he gave me a glass of ice and said, 'wait.'"

I let out a fairly large laugh, chuckling at Hercules' statement.

The rest of our time together went by smoothly, both of us exchanging stories and laughing for hours on end.

Drabble Three:

(You guys remember how I said if you got 'You Belong With Me' to ten votes I would write a the book with John flirting with a turtle? Welp I was tired of waiting so here it is. By the way, I can't flirt with a normal human being, much less a turtle, so this kinda sucks rip)

Lafayette P.O.V.

Hercules and Elizabeth had been dating for about 7 months when Alexander began dating Eliza. John, who had an undying crush on the male, drank quite a bit to forget the fact that his crush was dating someone else.

John was very humorous when he got drunk. He would always make everyone laugh. This time, his turtle had to suffer.

I was taking care of John's turtle, Strawberry, when he went out on Friday night. We played a bit, ate some strawberries (she loved them, hence her name), and watched Finding Nemo. We were just about ready to watch The Little Mermaid when John burst into my room.

He was clearly very drunk.

"Lafayette! I- Oh, hey." I furrowed my brow. "Hey...?" John looked from Strawberry, who was chilling in my lap, to me, then back. "Not you, you French idiot. Who's the lady~?"

I closed my eyes, chuckling. John shook his head, grabbing Strawberry from me and setting her on the floor. "Hey there, little lady. How're you this fine Friday?" I started laughing, texting Hercules, my roommate. He soon showed up in my room, carefully looking around.

John stayed on the floor, trying to get his own turtles number.

Hercules looked from me to John then back to me. "What the actual hell?" I just shrugged, covering my mouth to hold back laughter. Herc grabbed out his phone, recording the events displayed before us.

"So, any plans for tonight, beautiful?" I snorted. "You're not much of a talker, are you?" I stood up, moving over. "No, John. She's a turtle." John looked up at me. "What do you know. Look at her. She's hot." I rolled my eyes. "C'mon, time for bed." I grabbed Laurens' arm, dragging him over to the couch, making him lie down.

He passed out almost immediately. I shook my head, picking Strawberry up and getting John some water and aspirin for the headache he would wake up with in the morning.

After that, we sent the five minute long video of John flirting with his own turtle to... Well, everyone.

It was fucking great.

Drabble Four:

Laf's P.O.V.

"Do it John. I dare you." I hadn't really expected Truth or Dare to end up like this, but I was sure this would be great.

"Alright, fine." John, got up, walking to the bathroom and changing. We all soon walked to the kitchen, Hercules recording as John stood on the counter. He wore a neon suit that basically made him look like a neon green banana wearing red underpants. Not kidding.

John jumped from the counter, yelling, "I'm gay!" As he landed, causing seriously everyone to die of laughter.

Yeah, that video didn't stay off the internet for long.

Yo, yo, yo! There you have it! Drabbles! Aka, really motherfucking short one-shots.

I gotta get to bed before someone kills me whoops.

I'm not putting a song on these ones or a word count because it's just a bunch of stories.

So yeah! That's it folks! Hope you enjoyed this one and see you guys later! Stay cool my little chicklets. Peace out!