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Today 6:37 PM

Is your phone broken?

Bakit?

I just charged it, but it's dead batt
again! Good thing my power bank's
all charged na.

Kaya nga nasa charging station
kanina, di ba. At sino ba naman kasi
nagsabi na kunin mo yung phone ko?

It was a mistake!
My assistant was in a hurry!
Our phone cases look the same,
kaya she thought she grabbed my phone!

Kaya wag kang mag reklamo na
mabilis yan ma lowbatt.
Kasi kasalanan mo bat tayo nagkapalit
ng phone.

Hey, I already said that
I'm sorry when we talked!
I even gave you my phone's password!

I have photos there!
Don't you dare open my gallery!
I'm gonna sue you!

Pakiayos ang pag gamit ng phone
ko, Miss. Kailangan ko yan dahil
nandyan contacts ng clients ko.

Hindi naman ako interesadong
makita selfies mo, kaya huwag kang
mag alala, hindi ko bubuksan.

Good!

Don't open my social media accounts,
too!!!!

Sa tingin mo, pakialamero ako?

I don't even know you.

Sabagay.

Promise me you won't open my
messages.

Anong gusto mo, pinky promise?

Hello, corona!

Hi, virus!

Ugh

I'm not kidding! Don't open them,
kahit mag pop-up sila!

Yes, yes. Gets.

As soon as the lockdown's over,
let's exchange phones!