Sans's pov

I teleported back to Papyrus, who greeted me with his usual smile.

"OH, THERE YOU ARE, BROTHER!  I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU RAN OFF TO!"

"heya, paps. sorry for leaving without explanation. mettaton and (y/n) were here and they needed a shortcut to get to their car. i don't know why, but then again they looked like they were in a hurry, so i didn't ask."

Papyrus looked suprised. He had a dark look in his eye, but only for a split second a to where anyone else that wasn't me couldn't see it. Of course, I'm his brother, so I noticed.

"METTATON AND (Y/N) WERE HERE? AND THEY WERE HANGING OUT TOGETHER?"

"you didn't know? isn't Mettaton your boyfriend or something?"

"WHY, YES HE IS! I DON'T SEE HOW THAT IS RELEVANT, THOUGH."

"ah, well. figured he would've told you about that stuff, you know?"

"I UNDERSTAND YOUR THINKING, BROTHER. BUT- OH, LOOK! THE BATHROOM! WAIT RIGHT HERE, SANS. I NEED TO USE IT."

"sure thing, bro."

As Papyrus walked into the bathroom I couldn't help but suspect he's lying.

After all, monsters don't need to use bathrooms.

Papyrus's pov

I closed the door and checked to make sure I was alone. When I saw I was, in fact, alone, I leaned against a sink and looked at myself in the mirror, my head down.

"So" I say to myself. "You're going to hang out with my darling Mettaton, not tell me, and expect me to not find out?"

I looked down at the ground and gave a low chuckle. Then, looking back at the mirror with only my eyes, I turned my voice into a low growl.

"I don't think so."

With barely lifting a finger, I conjured up some bones that came up from the ground in all directions, breaking through windows, walls, and bathroom stalls. I think one even went through a toilet, seeing as there was a fountain of water in the third stall.

I grinned in satisfaction, then left.

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I am so so so SOOOOO sorry for being so inactive lately!!! There's just a bunch of end-of-quarter reading barf I have to do so I don't fail English and I've been reading like a madman, not being able to talk to my friends or anything.

It's not over yet, but it will be on the 27th!

I think.

So, yeah.

Please accept my apology with some Steven Universe barf I made yesterday.

"B-but Author-chan! How could you make a painting when you need to read!!"

I make time for stuff. Don't question my thinking, smol one.

Anyways, hope you enjoyed my trash!

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