Warning: Lots of cussing

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Aaron: Help, they shot me, i'm dying

Ein: Omg you're bleeding lemme help you

Aaron: Nah, i'm just gonna die

Ein: Wha-

Aaron: Yeah fuck you.

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Laurance: *cooking dinner while whistle*

Garroth: *come in the kitchen, in the colorful chicken costume*

Garroth: BGA BGA BGA BGA!-

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Garroth: Hey, spell 'Me'

Laurance: Okay? M-E?

Garroth: You forgot the D

Laurance: There's no 'D' in 'Me'

Garroth: Not yet~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Laurance: 

Laurance: Bitch--

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Dante: Mushroom Dance

Dante: Mushroom Dance

Dante: Whatever could it mean?

Laurance: *peak behind Dante with cute&creepy smile*

Laurance: It MeAn YoU'vE lIvEd A lIfE oF sIn~

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Garrance's Child: Mom, what's an orgasm?

Laurance: I don't know, I've never had one

Garroth: *choke on his tea*

Garroth: D I S  B I T C H -

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Travis: Agent Coyote this is head-quarters, do you copy?

Garroth: Yes Sir i do

Travis: And agent little dick, do you copy?

Laurance: AGENT WHAT?!

Travis: Agent little dick

Garroth: WHEEZE-

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Hayden: Okay you know what?!

Hayden: You're in timeout!

Hayden: Get on top of the fridge! Get up there!

Younger!Laurance: *climb on the fridge*

Younger!Laurance: This house is a fucking nightmare!

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Garroth: *playing on his phone*

Laurance: *walk out of the bathroom*

Laurance: Garroth, there's a spider

Garroth: So what do you want me to do?

Laurance: Kill it!

Garroth: You saw it first, you'll kill it!

Laurance: You're the man!

Garroth: Since when?

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*~*~Void Paradox~*~*

Laurance: Hey, check out this cool umbrella i just got

Aphmau: Dude, it's bad luck

Laurance: *open the umbrella*

Laurance: Chill out bro-

Shadow!Laurance: *appear out of nowhere*

Shadow!Laurance: WHO SUMMONING ME?!

Laurance: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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*~*~My Inner Demons~*~*

Ava: Two bros, chilling in the hot tub

Ava: 5 feet apart cuz they are not gay

Leif:

Noi:

Leif: *scoot closer to Noi*

Noi: (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

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Travis: Look at that buns on that guy

Zane: *laying on the floor dead, covered with bread buns*

Dante: This is the comedy police, the joke too funny

Travis: *load gun*

Travis: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL-

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Laurance: *holding bible*

Laurance: Blah blah blah, gay people, they are bad, blah blah blah

Laurance: Alright

Laurance: *yeet the bible out of the window*

Laurance: *lean to Garroth*

Laurance: Kiss me :3

Laurance & Garroth: *laughs*