The big fat cat sat and wondered,
Why does the human eat the strange liquid?
He takes the silver like it's liver and puts
The colorful rainbow chunks in it,
Drowning it with milk, crowning it with silk,
What a waste!

I stare at the strange thing,
The lovely smell of milk mixed
With these awful things that swim in it,
Almost as if there were rats in there.

The human sits down and slurps it,
Like an anteater.