INCOMING CALL FROM MR. STALKER

Him | Her

"GOOD MORNING!"

". . .oh fuck you, why are you so loud? . . ."

"Damn woman, why you gotta be so rude?"

". . .really? How can you be so. . .happy  in the morning?"

"Because I am, now, I just pulled up in front of the hospi- GET OUT OF THE WAY DUDE! Sorry, as I was saying, I'm coming up to your room in a few minutes. So rise and shine beautiful!"

"Do I have to?"

"Don't be such a baby. You got a lot of people coming to met you today."

"Wow, that's such a surprise."

"Your sarcasm's ego will sink to the bottom of the ship when you realize that I'm not even joking because there's a shit load of paparazzies in your front yard. I almost got eaten alive when I went for your change of clothing and necessities."

". . .woah, that's. . .um, fantastic. Thanks by the way."

"Don't mention it."

"So, who are these people coming? Besides the police. . ."

"FBI's, News reporters, the President-"

"Hold up a second. . .the President?"

"I just messin' with you. No, not the President. . .Your sister, grandparents. . .my Mom and me."

"I see, it's been so long since I've seen your Mom. She was always like a parent figure to me. . .I miss her."

"I know, that's why I made her stay home. But you know her, she'd cancel all the appointments and whatever she has to do just to see you. I didn't even have to convince her!"

"Typical Ma."

". . .and I'm here."

"Hooray. Let the fun begin."