10 NEW TEXT MESSAGES FROM MR. STALKER AT 6:09AM

Mr. Stalker: Good morning beautiful.

Mr. Stalker: How are you feeling?

Mr. Stalker: Hello. . .

Mr. Stalker: Did you forget that today's a school day?

Mr. Stalker: Babe?

Mr. Stalker: Time to wake up woman!

Mr. Stalker: April. . .

Mr. Stalker: AND THE TRUMMPETS, THEY GO!

Mr. Stalker: IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO SAY SORRY? . . .

Mr. Stalker: I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARIBIE WORLD.

Me: DON'T YOU DARE!

Mr. Stalker: And she replies ^o^

Me: -_-

Me: Is that what you woke me up for?

Me: At six in the FUCKING MORNING?!

Me: Give me a rest, will you dude?

Me: I'm tryna sleep.

Mr. Stalker: Aren't you going to school today?

Me: No. Goodbye Anonymous.

Mr. Stalker: So, no thank you for dropping you home safely last night?

Me: How am I to know if it were you? Besides, I barely remember anything. . .

Mr. Stalker: Wow, it was me.

Me: Thanks.

Mr. Stalker: Don't worry, I'm just kidding. Though, I'd love to kiss you again. . .

Me: HOLD THE TRAIN. WE DID WHAT?!

Mr. Stalker: Kiss, and some illegal things too ;)

Me: Oh really? Then I wanna do some more. . ."illegal" thing ;)

Mr. Stalker: Like what ;)

Me: Kill you :)

Mr. Stalker: . . .I swear I was only joking. . .

Me: Oh, I know. Just wanted to scare you for my amusement XD

Mr. Stalker: You're cruel. . .

Me: What did you mean last night by, 'I want this to last a little longer before I reveal myself, but you see me on a regular basis'?

Mr. Stalker: You're smart love, you'll figure it out soon. . .

Me: You're no fun :(

Mr. Stalker: Oh, I'm a LOT of fun babe, you'll see soon. 

Mr. Stalker: I gotta head out now, piss you off soon!

Me: Kill you later weirdo.
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