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"Sex?"

A cocky smile creeps its way to his lips as he faintly cocks a brow which didn't go unnoticed, needless to say.

"Well, I thought you'd never ask. Yes, of course." He sang.

Leaning back he goes into a thinking expression. "Let's see, oral, sixty-nine, mm foreplay, you like doggy? Cunnilingus-"

"Cunna-what? Your gender, 𝘴𝘪𝘳" The man was, as one would expect, a pervert.

"Ah, well, clearly a man."

She mumbled, '𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺.'

"What was that?" The male obviously heard the woman but let it pass by. She shook her head instantly.

"Never mind me. Let's continue, 𝘔𝘳. 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬?"

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huehuehue

okay, uh

1. you came here.

2. this book has no smut :3

3. don't be dry pls :')

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