FREN: my friends promised to carry my casket when I die in short skirts and go-go heels

Me: someone needs to be dressed as the Reaper for my funeral

Outer fren: DIBS

Me: {points at FREN} -and you need to promise to dance on my grave every Sunday.

FREN: I'll take tweeting lessons and twerk on it.

Me: right on my headstone.

FREN: {laughing}

Other fren: {to FREN} get a lot of people to form a circle around her grave and while you guys twerk I'll dance in the middle as a Reaper.

Me: {dies}