"I spent the whole day in my head
Do a little spring cleaning
I'm always too busy dreaming
Well, maybe I should wake up instead
A lot of things I regret, but I just say I forget
Why can't it just be easy?"
-Mac Miller

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A lot of you wanted me to add a chapter of what the grandma was thinking when she was beating up Yolanda but I can't. I want my story to keep progressing, I don't want to go back and highlight small details.

I'm sorry if that's disappointing for you guys. I was thinking of adding a POV with the grandma's thoughts. it's just not going to be about the fight.

It's most likely going to be added in the next chapter.

Enjoy this chapter though!!!

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Ruby's POV

Noah's parents are coming to visit and I'm nervous. My heart is literally in my ass right now.

I had to have an emergency beauty day yesterday. I had to get a facial and get my nails and hair done. There was no way I could meet his parents looking like who dragged her in here.

His parents will be coming in less than four hours and I'm getting nervous as the time ticks away.

Noah has tried to make me relax by massaging my feet but, that wouldn't work. I've been acting like I'm on drugs, running around his house cleaning everything.

I must be the only one that's nervous since Noah was just sitting there looking at me. He occasionally laughed at how much energy I had. Of course, he wasn't nervous, they are his parents after all.

"I can't wait for me to be this nervous when I meet your parents". Noah said out of nowhere.

I immediately stopped running. My face had a shocker look on it as he mentioned my parents. I forgot about those bastards.

He must've seen the look on my face since he pulled me on his lap. He stroked my hair as he pulled me into a hug. What am I going to tell him?

"It's okay baby, I could meet your parents when you're ready to introduce me to them". I nodded my head reluctantly.

I'm never going to be ready. I'm never going to introduce you to those bitches.

"When Yolanda kidnapped me she told me many things and I just want to run them past you to make sure if they're true or not"

"Go ahead"

"Is it true that you guys were dating before I came here?"

He spits out the water he was drinking. He was trying to catch his breath as I watched him chock on the water. I'm not going to help him either.

This shows me that he was going to lie so God had to humble him real quick.

"We weren't dating. We weren't even friends with benefits because I hated that girl, I wasn't her friend. I'll call it acquaintances with benefits. My parents always wanted me to marry her but, I never wanted to"

"Now, I have to get ready to be criticized by your parents because they already aren't going to like me. They're coming over here expecting to see you and Yolanda hand and hand"

I looked down at my lap sadly. They're obviously not going to like me. If I'm expecting steak for dinner but, I get stale McDonald's fries instead I'm going to be disappointed.

Even though in this case I was the steak and Yolanda was the stale fries I knew they wouldn't be happy.

"Don't worry about them mamas. If it makes you feel better, I don't even like them"

I could tell he didn't. Every time his grandma would mention his parents the smile that was on his face got wiped off. His grandma uses their names a lot when he makes her mad.

Especially when Noah told her boyfriend about her other boyfriends. Turns out she didn't have three other men, it was five. They all showed up at Noah's house and started fighting for her.

Walking canes where thrown, dentures were ripped out, and oxygen tanks were being tossed around the room. All grandma did was sit on the couch and drink her tea, talking about some hot girl summer.

It was spring.

"They're your parents Noah, even though you don't like them they still love you. I'm a whole stranger."

"They don't have to like you, I'm marrying you whether they like it or not."

Ahh yes, big dick energy.

I smiled at him then gave him a kiss on the forehead. I held his head to my chest as I cuddled him. Noah loves being babied by me. He doesn't say it out loud but, he loves being the little spoon.

After a few minutes, I got up and started getting back to cleaning the house. He has maids but, I don't like them cleaning up after me. I'm not one of those 'it's their job' ass people.

I'm sorry to break it to y'all but, that's disrespectful as hell and it shows that you have no home training. I watch people purposely mess up stores and claim that it's someone's job to pick it up and clean up after them.

Yes, I understand that it's their job but, you shouldn't purposely make their job harder by being messy. If you know you dropped something to pick it up. It's that easy.

"You know I never meet a girl like you"

"What do you mean?" I asked out of curiosity. I need to know exactly how this melanin hypnotized him.

"It's simple things like cleaning up after yourself. The other girls I used to date would make a mess and expect the maids to clean up after them. One of them always left her panties laying around the house then she would put the same ones back on"

He said as he shuddered. I stopped cleaning the table and looked at him. I was waiting for him to start laughing but, he didn't. What kind of dirty ass hoes was he dating?

"You're dating a woman Noah, not a little girl. I know better than to leave my underwear lying around than have the audacity to put it back on"

He was really dating some animal ass girls before me. Good thing I swooped in and saved his life with my presence.

He got off the couch and gave me a kiss next to my lips. I watched his butt with lust as he walked away in his basketball shorts. He has more ass than me and that's sad.

His parents are scheduled to come here in 3 hours 15 minutes and 20 seconds and counting. Since I was done cleaning I got up and started practicing how i was going to introduce myself to them.

"Hello, my name Ruby and I'm your son's girlfriend". Nah, that's too simple.

"Hello, sir and ma'am. It's nice to meet you. Did you know that 9 months before Noah was born he was in your dick then he was transferred to his mom?" That's a disaster waiting to happen right there.

"Good evening, my name is ruby and your son's girlfriend. Do you know that he loves eating my ass?" Yes, that's it. I found the perfect introduction.

I didn't know that practicing how I was going to introduce myself would take up all my time. I now had less than two hours left to get dressed and get myself together.

Noah was doing some office work while I started getting dressed. I took a shower as I shaved my legs and arms. After drying myself I sprayed some perfume on my wet skin and let it dry so I could smell good all day.

Once I was dry I got out of the bathroom and started putting on my outfit. I picked out a white turtle neck with a dark brown skirt and a light brown faux fur jacket. I matched that with a pair of white air forces and a mini crocodile purse. I didn't really need the purse though, it was just added for the look.

"They're pulling up now baby, come down"

I took a deep breath then walked downstairs. Noah and his grandma stood at the bottom of the stairs, facing the door.

Noah's shoulders slumped as seconds passed. I kissed his hand then took it in mine with a smile. His mood seemed to lighten by my simple gesture.

We heard a strong knock coming from the door causing Noah to sigh and walk to the door. Before he opened it he turned around to me with a sad look on his face. What he said next wanted to make me kill him.

"Oh, I forgot to mention to you before. My parents are a little racist"