EREMIN

Finally a fucking ship in which I'm not involved! Seriously, author, it seems like you're freaking obsessed with me! ( The author: We all are, Levi... )
So, how do you expect me to react to a couple of obnoxious, annoying brats?
I don't want to see horny teenagers kissing  everywhere! Plus, what if they start  doing that sort of things in everyone's bed?  And then- of cooourse I have to clean their fucking mess! Not to mention the fact that Jaeger will probably eat the little coconut alive! I bet he won't survive a week in the clutches of the Titan Boy: the angry German kid needs someone who can dominate him, not some random virgin blond--
Jealous?
Me? 
Tsk, you know what, let the brats enjoy themselves, I don't fucking care as long as they keep the sheets clean. 

Next ship: EruRi