12:58 pm

You: 69 days left

You: i meant 6*

You: autocorrect *wink wonk*

Mr. Bunny: you really love the number 69

You: hell yEaH

Mr. Bunny: then we should try 69 soon

You: WHAT THE FUCK GUK

Mr. Bunny: *jagi kook

You: YOURE BEING KINKY AGAIN WTF

You: holy shit i can't deal with you

You: im kinky- i admit that

You: buT YOU-

You: I SURRENDER

Mr. Bunny: you should really surrender

Mr. Bunny: and obey my orders

Mr. Bunny: because im your only master here

You: did someone bring some holy water? I need some over here pls

Mr. Bunny: holy water?

Mr. Bunny: why do you need holy water?

You: I NEED TO BATHE IN IT

You: I NEED TO BE CLEANSED

Mr. Bunny: why use holy water then?

Mr. Bunny: i mean, you can use my-

You: dONT EVEN TRY TO CONTINUE THAT SENTENCE

You: GO TO CHURCH GUK

Mr. Bunny: will you go with me to church then?

You: i would if i could

Mr. Bunny: then daddy won't stop

You: please forgive all my sins

Mr. Bunny: jagi

Mr. Bunny: do you love me?

You: Mother Mary guide me

Mr. Bunny: jagi what are you doing?

You: Jesus save me from this unholy person

You: im praying stfu

You: u need sum milk

Mr. Bunny: whose milk? Yours?

You: BOI IF YOU DONT STOP I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO SHANK YOU WHEN WE MEET

Mr. Bunny: as if u could :p

You: I WOULD

Mr. Bunny: you ain't touching daddy when we meet, jagi

Mr. Bunny: only daddy will touch you

You: stop calling yourself daddy

You: it makes me uncomfortable

You: and besides

You: YOU'RE A FUCKING FETUS

Mr. Bunny: no i'm not

You: YES YOU ARE

Mr. Bunny: no need to shout and use caps on me

You: I SHOUT AND USE CAPS WHENEVER I WANT TO SHUT UP

Mr. Bunny: dang, you're really loud

You: HELL YEAH I AM

Mr. Bunny: then i want to hear you scream my name the moment we do something naughty

Mr. Bunny:

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Mr. Bunny: im heading home jagi ~

You: get out

You: you seriously need help

You: you thirsty little shit

You: GO HOME AND PLAY MINECRAFT

Mr. Bunny: haha

Mr. Bunny: u mean overwatch

You: no, minecraft

You: just go

You: i wont chat to you

You: youre still dirty so goodbye

Mr. Bunny: nooooo jagiiii

Mr. Bunny: gukkie is sorry :'(

Mr. Bunny: gukkie will stop

Mr. Bunny: gukkie will listen to y/n from now on

Mr. Bunny: gukkie will be a good little boy

Mr. Bunny: please come back jagi :'(

Mr. Bunny: please

Mr. Bunny: lets talk

Mr. Bunny: i wont be bad again i promise

Mr. Bunny: just come back here

Mr. Bunny: y/nnnnn

Mr. Bunny: guk will behave

Mr. Bunny: pls come back ㅠㅠ

Mr. Bunny: please ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

You: fine

You: but please stop okay?

Mr. Bunny: yes ㅠㅠ

You: i'm like ㅠ just like ㅠ

Mr. Bunny: haha

Mr. Bunny: i'll be home soon

Mr. Bunny: my phone's gonna turn off

Mr. Bunny: i'll message you when im home!

Mr. Bunny: bye for now jagi ♥

You: take care jagi kook ♥

2:35 pm

Mr. Bunny: your jagi is back

Mr. Bunny: y/n?

You: oh hey

You: welcome back jagi kook ♥

Mr. Bunny: thank u jagi

Mr. Bunny: what are you up to?

You: nothing, i'm just laying in bed

Mr. Bunny: oh, me too! ^^

You: really?

You: show me

Mr. Bunny: yup

Mr. Bunny: we're really destined

Mr. Bunny:

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You: im freaking out

You: are you lying to me, guk?

Mr. Bunny: huh?

You: you're jungkook, aren't you?

Mr. Bunny: no im not

Mr. Bunny: a lot of people tell me that

Mr. Bunny: but im actually not jungkook

You: are you sure?

You: because i think you're lying

Mr. Bunny: why would i lie to my jagi

You: idk

You: you're jungkook

Mr. Bunny: im not

Mr. Bunny: okay?

You: okay fine

You: but if you're lying-

You: IM FANGIRLINGFFJFKKKFJGKF

You: well i need to go

You: my mom's calling me

You: i need to visit her now

Mr. Bunny: oh okay, tell i said hi to her

Mr. Bunny: and take care ♥

You: of course jagi ♥

You: later ♥

Mr. Bunny: 6 days left

Mr. Bunny: i love you ♥

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Ah, it's August 31 today.
You know what that means?

YES!
IT'S JUNGKOOK'S BIRTHDAY TOMORROW! 🎉🎂

Our little baby has turned 6 now, he's growing really fast.
Let's celebrate tomorrow, shall we?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter!
I'll see all of you and let's tURN UP THE PARTY TOMORROW

Your bias loves you ♥