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PART_32
#Mere bhai ar bhabhi ka HL…

Manik- so miss gf should we go back to home??

Nandini – manik are you crazy in this weather who wants to stay at home??and the most important thing when you have such a hot boyfriend
(saying thing she encircle her arm around his neck…)

Manik- omg such a bold move…I m am shocked…

Nandini- well I can do much more than this you knw..

Saying so she placed her lips on his rough and dry lips…..

Both get lost in each other forgetting the fact that they are in public place….

One policeman came there,seeing them kissing…
Guys policeman name is chalu pandey

Police man- o hello, sir this is a.public place and you can't do all this here….

Manik- what’s your problem???she is my girlfriend….

Policeman- okay then you should do romance at ur home, now come with me..

Manik- I am not interested…

Policeman – I am not  asking…

Manik – do you knw who I m??

Policeman (chalu pandey)– as far as I knw mr modi toh lagtea ni..,yogi aditynath is sanyasi so ye sab na na..
Kejriwal sahab ka muffler toh dikh ni rha.
Ar mamta banerji ki famous chappal or khadi ki saree no…
Phr kaun ho aap bhai..

Manik- very funny.

Police man (chalu pandey)– sahab joke toh ab tak bola ni..
Nd u are already liking it. Waah…

Policeman arrest MaNan nd throw them inside the jail…

Manik- let me call .commissioner   only then you will get to knw who I m…

Police man(chalu pandey) – as if I m scared..todi jail ki hwa khao you will feel good ar shayad yaad bhi aa jae ki kaun ho tum..
Pta ni kab se puch rhea thea do you knw who I m???

Manik makes an angry face…

Nandini – manik ab kya krengea??.

Manik – relax jaan I m here na. 

He gave some money to a policeman he gave him his phone to call someone..

Manik- o shit commissioner  ka no I don’t remember nd nyonika…
Ummmm ..whom I should call…???
He call someone nd told that person to come to the police station asap….

Nandini- whom did you call…??

manik- I did a very big mistake usko call kr k…pr I have no other option..

Nandini hugs him, tightly…
He peck her hairs..

Manik- don’t worry everything will be alright….

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A person came in police station he was  crying…

Boy- hyee main lut gya barbaad ho gya duniya ko kya muh dikhauga…hyee main ab kya kru????

Chalu pandey- kya hua???

Boy- mere bhai ar bhabhi ka jhagda hua tha bhabhi ghr chod k chali gyi…

Chalu pandey- o toh bhabhi k lia complain likhanea aae ho??

Boy-ni bhai k lia protection mangnea

Chalu pandey- arey jab bhabhi ghr se chali gyi.. Toh bhai k lia kyn aae???

Boy- kyki bhabhi bhut gussea main ar itna gussa aap samajh rhea ho na..

Chalu pandey- haan..
Boy- vaise aap lagtea dil k aachea ho meri baat bhi samajh gye apka nam..??

Chalu pandey- mera nam hai chalu pandey..

Boy- chalu

Chalu pandey glare at him..

Boy- I mean chalu ji pandey ji..

Chalu pandey- that’s better apnea bhai ki photo dikhao..

Boy shows his brother’s pic on his phone…

Chalu pandey- o tere ki..ye bhai hai???
Boy- haan kya hua kya iski dead body road k pass mili???

Chalu pandey- chi chi kaise bhai ho???

Boy- kya kru chalu… I mean pandey ji vo kya hai na..vo buri baat sch ho isse phele soch k rakha…
Dil ko dilasa.

Chalu pandey- arey ye mere lockup main hai…

Boy-hey bhagwaan chalu ji I mean pandey ji aap patient ko lockup main raktea hai…
Hey maaa mata jiiii…

Chalu pandey- lagta hai tum tarak mehta bhut dekhtea ho…

Boy- ni ni chi chi o my mata I m straight main sirf deepika Padukone ko dekhta hu..
Hyee kitni gorgeous hai vo…

Chalu pandey- baat toh shi hai pr main parth samthaan ka fan hu…hyeeeee kya lagta hai…
Hyee hottie..

Boy- accha sir mera bhai… meri jaan kahan hai???

Chalu Pandey – vo dekho…

(He pointed towards a lockup)

Boy- mere bhai meri jaan kahan tha tu…
Tere bin ye dil bechain tha do shot lagaya phr hosh aya…
Tu kahan main yhan…

Manik glares him…
Boy- look kya de rha hai bhr aana hai??
Ya kal ki news ki headlines main ana..
Ki manik Malhotra is in jail bcz of kissing a girl may be his secret girlfriend in public place…

Chalu pandey- oh ye khus phus kya kr rhea…idhar aao ar jor se baat kro…

Boy- oh vo toh hum bhrata I mean bhai, dukh bhari baat kr rhea..
Btw I didn’t gave you my introduction yet..
Myself cabir nam toh suna hoga.

Chalu pandey- haan mere dudhwale ka yhi nam..kal apni cycle k saath bhaag gya bechara…

Cabir- log wife k saath bhagtea hai girlfriend k saath pr cycle???

Chalu pandey- haan vo uski wife ka weight kuch jyada hi tha ar uski wajah se uski cycle ki jaan khatrea main..
Bechara ar krta bhi kya wife se who can will…
Cabir- waah ab apnea shi kha…
Vhi toh…

Chalu pandey – kya main hmesha ahi kheta hu..akhir parth ji ka fan hu hyeee hawwttyyy
Ar tumhara ye bhai tum khea rhea thea iska jagda hua ar ye toh samne kiss kr rha tha in the middle of the road…

Cabir- vo chalu I mean pandey ji baat ye hai ki nandini bhabhi she is pregnant

(On listening this maNan got mini heart attack)
Chalu pandey- pr ye toh shocked lag rhea hai..

Cabir- arey vo inkea samne hua na..toh haan main kha tha??
Yaad aaya Nandini bhabhi pregnant hai..ab kya batau sir bhabhi ne bhai ko raat k 4 bje ice cream khanea k lia kha tha bhai ne mna kia..
Toh bhabhi gussa ho k bhai ko room se kick mar k nikal diya…
Bhai poori raat gate k bahar baith k rotea rhea…

Chalu pandey- kyn dusara room ni tha kya??

Cabir- arey tha na but bhai ka phone ka charger room main tha ab aap bhi bataeye charger jaisi bdi cheej…
Matlab samajh rhea hai na…

Chalu pandey- haan ye toh bdi pareshani wali baat thi phr??

When cabir was saying all this MaNan were looking at him like he is an alien…

Cabir- chalu ji pandey ji bol bol k pyas lag gyi agr iss thand main peenea ko mil jata toh mza hi aa jata…

Chalu pandey- sharam ni aati police station main peenea ki baat kr rhea??andar kr dunga samjhea…

Cabir- coffee peene p India p ban hai kya??

Chalu pandey- ni..

Cabir- chi chi sir aap matlab vo…ni ni aap bhi na..
Haan toh main kahan tha…
(Manik murmured  in police station)
Toh bhai sari raat rotea rhea ar subha hotea hi nya charger lene gye..
Jab vapas aae toh bhabhi ghr p ni thi..

Chalu pandey- haan toh iska kiss se kya matlab hai???

Cabir- arey samajhiye na bhabhi ko manae k lia krna pda hoga ar iss age main H..L…you knw…

Chalu pandey- hl boley toh hmara lambu???parth samthaan???

Cabir – arey ni ni..h locha..

Chalu pandey – arey re re…vo…

Cabir-  haan voh.., o haan ab chod do mere bhai ar bhabhi ko..
In k H..L is saza nanhi si jaan ko.mat do…

Cabir says slowly- ar agr bhabhi ko gussa aa gya toh kya pta ki…matlab apka police station…
Kab tabah ho jae…pta ni..
Ar ek pregnant lady ko uskea H..L k wajah se jail main dalna..soch lo boss I mean parth samthaan ko pta chalega toh use kaisa lagega uska toh dil hi tuta jaega…

Chalu pandey- kyn use kyn bura lagega??

Cabir- arey…matlab the romance king THE PARTH SAMTHAAN ka itna bda fan romance ko ni samjhta tch tch…
Uska toh dil hi tuta jaega…..

Nd chalu ahaaa panday ji ‘s face became horrified….

Precap…
Chalu pandey see manik's face properly..
His pov.
Hyee he is so hawwtt just like my parthu..

Nandini- niiiiii parth k lia mere manik ko chod do..
Mera kya hoga… mere bcheea ka kya hoga..

Hehe guys I knw ye full to bakwaas part tha mere dimak ka khyali pulao..

Well u all can throw cheese pizza nd ice cream on me..
Nd haan only fresh nd tasty food is allowed well agr kisi ko todaaaaa sa bhi hasi aayi ho iss part p toh ye hi mera reward tha. 
Nd abt like nd cmnt. .so sry to say..
I guess readers don’t love me anymore tabhi response ni krtea😢😢😢😢

#Happy reading
#Deepika