Branch's POV

Ok... I am really... embarrassed. My grandma knitted some shorts for me.

Meh... it looks... bleh... I have been only wearing pure cotton underwears since I quitted diapers.

And I'm not embarrassed because all my friends wear underwears only.

But now I have to wear this... to be honest... it looks like poor people wear these shorts. Ew. Ew. And... EW!

Author's POV

Well, for Baby Branch, it isn't gonna be a fun day.

First, he has to wear nasty, stupid shorts, and second, he has no siblings to support him and his shorts.

He asked his grandma millions of times. Moaning and growling at her. But most grandmas like to chillax and act... lazy.

And you guessed it, Grandma Rosiepuff likes to chillax and act lazy. But for chores... well she... does it.

So, Baby Branch is in front of... whatever his friend's name is. Then they see him wearing those ugly shorts.

You guessed it... they made fun of it. Then, Baby Branch punched their dumb faces, not the "monkey punch", but what he calls a "real punch."

Since it was a beautiful and amazing punch, his stupid friends stopped "monkey punching" him because they might get a beautiful punch on the head again.