Dumb Friends
Baby Branch feels alone. His friends all have siblings, except him. Good thing he doesn't get bullied because of that.
Branch is now 4. He is old enough to play outside alone. He made many friends. And he is the leader of his group. Which he is called "king."
Grandma Rosiepuff is getting very old. Soon, Branch has to live alone until he gets a wife and children. But for now, he is safe in Grandma Rosiepuff's hands.
He has 8 "official" friends. Adamson Barbo, Drinkie, Chaimis, Drake, Lam, Cody, and Graiff.
Being the oldest of the group is hard. You do everything. Carry the toys, make the toys, test the toys, give the toys, eat the to- wait what?
Plus, if Branch does one mistake (like eats the toys), he's gonna get a "monkey punch" (Chaimis's phrase).
Branch's POV
Ouch! Chaimis punched me with his lame ass "monkey punch."
Welp, today we were practising math. Then got another "monkey punch" for saying the right answer.
Ouch, and also got another "monkey punch" on the ear for saying I have sensitive ears, which they thought I said stupid ears. Cmon, their ears are more stupid...
Author's POV
Woah... Woah... Chaimis... Calm down, will you? CCCCCOOOOOOOMMMB! Don't be an idiotic troll and respect your elderlys, kid.
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