alright so i dont wanna save all this shit and stuff so im just copying and pasting please trust me when i say this is all from the sim

Relationship Highlights

KitKat and Roger Taylor feel a mutual unbreakable relationship towards one another.

KitKat feels extreme hatred towards Jay.

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Ok i did some relationship editing *just a tad*

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Steven and theroIIingstones feel mutual neutrality towards one another.

Amelia and Kailee feel mutual neutrality towards one another.

joj and merna feel mutual neutrality towards one another.

Carmen and joj feel mutual neutrality towards one another.

Kailee and KitKat feel mutual neutrality towards one another.

Amelia and Steven feel mutual neutrality towards one another.

Amelia and Maddy feel mutual neutrality towards one another.

Jay and merna feel mutual neutrality towards one another.

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THE PICTURE SIZE IM SCREAMING 

THIS WONT GO WELL

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Go Fly a Kite

The first group of eight Houseguests enter the backyard to see a long, spinning pole on which they must stand while holding a kite. If they fall and let go of their kite, it will crush their sandcastle and eliminate them. The last Houseguest remaining is the first Head of Household.

Congratulations, Grant! You are the new Head of Household! 

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Over the Coals

The second group of eight Houseguests enter the backyard to see a long barbecue spit. They must hang from this spit over the coals. If they fall, they are eliminated. The last Houseguest remaining is the first Head of Household.

Congratulations, Roger Taylor! You are the new Head of Household! 

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CONGRATS ROGER, BRIAN MUST BE SO PROUD

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Roger Taylor is randomly chosen to nominate first.



She nominates joj and Steven.

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rOGER WHY

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Grant nominates second.

He nominates Markimoo and Kailee.  

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dammit grant

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Du-BOB

Markimoo and Kailee win Battle of the Block!

They are now safe for the week.

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bless

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Grant is dethroned as HoH.

Roger Taylor remains HoH.   

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GO ROGER

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Roger Taylor, as HoH, and joj and Steven, as nominees, will participate in PoV.

Roger Taylor draws theroIIingstones to participate.

joj draws Maddy to participate.

Steven draws Grant to participate.

Miami Lice

The Houseguests stand in front of a giant tub, which holds a large woman. They must pull lice with letters on them from the woman's hairs. They must then use the lice to spell the longest word. The Houseguest that does so wins the Golden Power of Veto.

Congratulations, Grant! You have won the Golden Power of Veto! 

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what the actual fuck

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joj and Steven state why they should be saved.



Grant uses the Power of Veto to save joj!



Roger Taylor names merna as the replacement.

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rOGER NO

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The final nominees are merna and Steven.  

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Vote for your choice for the first Team America member. 

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o fuck

k i just voted jack bc why not

wait why did i choose jack for team america when hes irish

whOOPS

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merna and Steven face eviction.

They give speeches about why they should stay.


The houseguests vote.



Jay: I vote to evict Steven.



some random hoe: I vote to evict Steven.



KitKat: I vote to evict Steven.



Maddy: I vote to evict merna.



Carmen: I vote to evict merna.



Markimoo: I vote to evict merna.



Amelia: I vote to evict merna.



theroIIingstones: I vote to evict merna.



Joey: I vote to evict Steven.



joj: I vote to evict merna.



Grant: I vote to evict merna.



JACKABOY: I vote to evict merna.



Kailee: I vote to evict Steven.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MARINA

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merna and Steven wait for eviction results.


By a vote of 8-5...

merna, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house. 

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*cries*

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Relationship Highlights

KitKat and Roger Taylor feel a mutual unbreakable relationship towards one another.



KitKat feels extreme hatred towards Jay.



KitKat and some random hoe feel mutual neutrality towards one another.



Kailee and theroIIingstones feel mutual neutrality towards one another.



Joey and some random hoe feel mutual neutrality towards one another.



Amelia and Roger Taylor feel mutual neutrality towards one another.



Markimoo and Steven feel mutual neutrality towards one another.



Carmen and Roger Taylor feel mutual neutrality towards one another.



Carmen and Joey feel mutual neutrality towards one another.



Maddy and JACKABOY feel mutual neutrality towards one another.

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BB Rager

The Houseguests, split up by gender, stand on one end of a balance beam. On the other end are six kegs. They must travel across the beam to grab a keg and bring it back. The first from each gender to bring all six kegs back will become the two new Heads of Household.

Congratulations, some random hoe! You are the new Head of Household!

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tHAT HOE

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Seven houseguests compete.

Congratulations, Joey! You are the new Head of Household!  

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well joeys gonna nominate the two that dont like food

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OK MADDY YOURE GONNA BE THE SECOND TEAM AMERICA MEMBER

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Joey is randomly chosen to nominate first.

She nominates Amelia and JACKABOY.

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joey dont make me throw something at you

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some random hoe nominates second.

He nominates Grant and Roger Taylor. 

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HOE DONT YOU DARE EVICT MY BEAUTIFUL ROGER

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We Did What?

The two sets of nominees sit before a large TV screen. The screen will flash picture of the Houseguests doing crazy things, right after a question is asked based on these pictures. The first Houseguest to buzz in must give an answer. If they are correct, they earn a point. If not, the other team earns a point. The first pair to earn three points wins the Battle of the Block, giving them safety for the week and dethroning the HOH that nominated them.

Amelia and JACKABOY win Battle of the Block!

They are now safe for the week.

Joey is dethroned as HoH.

some random hoe remains HoH. 

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OK AMELIA YOURE THE THIRD MEMBER

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some random hoe, as HoH, and Grant and Roger Taylor, as nominees, will participate in PoV.

some random hoe draws Amelia to participate.

Grant draws Jay to participate.

Roger Taylor draws Markimoo to participate. 

BB Galaxy

The Houseguests each stand in front of a large mobile. They must hang various planets on the mobile in an effort to balance them. The first Houseguest to balance all of their planets wins the Golden Power of Veto.

Congratulations, Roger Taylor! You have won the Golden Power of Veto!

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WHEW THANK GOODNESS ROGERS SAFE

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Grant and Roger Taylor state why they should be saved.

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grant why u even tryin obviously roger would save himself

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Roger Taylor uses the Power of Veto to remove herself from the block.



some random hoe names Amelia as the replacement.



The final nominees are Grant and Amelia.   

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nOOOOOOOOO DONT EVICT AMELIA

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Grant and Amelia face eviction.

They give speeches about why they should stay.


The houseguests vote.

Maddy: I vote to evict Amelia.

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mADISON WE NEED TO TALK

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Roger Taylor: I vote to evict Grant.

joj: I vote to evict Grant.

KitKat: I vote to evict Grant.

Markimoo: I vote to evict Grant.

Jay: I vote to evict Grant.

JACKABOY: I vote to evict Grant.

Joey: I vote to evict Amelia.

theroIIingstones: I vote to evict Amelia.

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bUT AMELIA'S YOUR FRIEND

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Carmen: I vote to evict Grant.

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Well there goes crant

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Steven: I vote to evict Grant.

Kailee: I vote to evict Amelia.  

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kAILEE I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU

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Grant and Amelia wait for eviction results.


By a vote of 8-4...

Grant, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house. 

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HA

BYE BITCH

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