the silence in the room was deafening. it was 2 in the morning and here we are, all gathered around the living room. it wasn't hot, yet i can feel my forehead forming sweats.

"uhm ... care to tell me why chipmunk isn't here?" jimin broke out.

"chipmunk? you mean chaeng?" jen asked to which he nodded to. "food coma."

since when did she called chaeng that nickname?

"wait," hoseok oppa interrupted, "sorry girls, but why are you here again?"

"the maknaes are getting nastier," jisoo unnie instantly replied, her eyes squinting at me.

i kept my head down in embarrassment. the moment both of my unnies saw kook and i in the same room alone, they came barging into the boys' dorm.

"kook sneaked inside our dorm earlier and stayed in the same room with lisa," jen added.

"is that true, kook?" i heard namjoon oppa asked.

"ye hyung," he replied in a small voice.

"and what were the two of you doing in her room?" oppa followed up with his question.

i gulped upon hearing oppa's interrogation. clearly, he will continue asking us more questions. and i am starting to get nervous right here, thinking all of the possible answers kook might give him.

"like what any normal couple would do," he replied.

they all let out an audible gasp once they heard what kook uttered.

"lalisa! how could you?!"

"he says it so calmly," jimin oppa whispered, "ya kook, you're a man now!"

"jinjjaru?!"

"i woke up for this?" yoongi oppa complained,

what's up with their reactions? apart from those light kisses kook gave me, we just hugged each other in the room. isn't cuddling a normal thing to do?

jin oppa then stood up all of a sudden. clearing his throat, he announced, "alright, i guess this is where the most important question comes in."

he paused for a brief moment, turning his body towards kook's. with a deep exhale, he asked, "did you use protection?"

a pillow was then thrown to his face. "kim seokjin, seriously?!" jisoo asked in disbelief.

"what? we need to know!"

"why will we use a protection? it's not like there's something that is needed to be protected," i replied.

seriously, what are they even pertaining to?

they all widened their eyes at the same time, even jungkook. "what?" i uttered. they were all giving me weird looks, and i have no idea why.

seconds later, jisoo advanced towards kook making him stand up in an instant and run to the corner of the room.

"come here, you little piece of shit!" she menacingly said.

"noona! it's not that like that!" he shouted back.

"i guess waking up isn't a mistake after all. beat the hell out of that pervert, kim jisoo," yoongi oppa encouraged.

they were running around like a kid who's about to get spanked by his mom. others were watching them, while namjoon and jennie were looking at each other as if they were having this telepathic conversation between them.

"unnie, why are you acting like that?" i asked.

however, she didn't bother answering my question as she caught up to kook's speed. she grabbed him by the ear, making him wince in pain.

jin oppa tried to go between them, yet he failed to do so as jisoo unnie did the same thing to him — that is, grabbing his ear.

"noona, let go! jebal!"

"no! you took lisa's innocence!"

"why am i even included?! let go of my ear, amazona!" jin pleaded.

i furrowed my eyebrows hearing her remark. what innocence?

oh my god.

"unnie!" i squealed, getting in between them. "we didn't have sex!"

they all turned their heads on me and jisoo finally let go of his ear. lines formed on unnie's forehead, bewildered by my sudden statement.

"but you said —"

"because we just cuddled! i thought all of us we're on the same page, so i found it weird why jin oppa asked if we used protection."

"and just so all of you would know, i respect lisa," kook butted in, "i respect my girl so much that the only thing i'll be stealing for now is her heart and attention, not her virginity."

he then walked closer to me and held my hand. staring at me eyes intently, he said, "baby, you do make me hard. but most of the time, you make my knees weak. and that's enough."

no one talked for a while. seconds later, they looked at him disgustingly. someone even threw a pillow again at him.

"did he just make a 'the 1975' reference?"

"this is why i'd like to be reborn as a rock in my next life," yoongi claimed.

"cringe, he probably learned that from jimin."

"taehyungie! why me?!" jimin cried out, making us laugh for a while.

"so it's all settled then," namjoon oppa said before proceeding, saying, "and kook, stop carelessly doing things around. just imagine what could've happened if someone saw you entering the yg building."

"ye hyung, mian."

"and stop with those cringey love things you say to our maknae," jennie said, to which the others agreed to. kook and i simply chuckled at their reactions.

yoongi oppa then stood up and scratched the back of his head.

"again, i've woke up for this?" he moaned.

"it's okay yoongi. when life gives you lemons, you just gotta make lemonade," hoseok said.

"what?" he confusingly stated, "that's a shitty advice. why not just squeeze the lemon into the eyes of who's upsetting me?"

"who is upsetting you that much?"

"you hoseok, with that terrible advice," he replied, before storming back into his room.

what a chaotic morning.

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[A/N: im seriously having writer's block these past few days hdhsxh idk what to write, i'll prolly edit sum of d chapters soon sorry if its boring chdhw :< i'll try my best! nd also, mortal enemy recently has the #1 spot under liskook category! (++ my other book: To the Moon and Stars, which is #11) soooo thank uuuu for all the support ♥️ swear i'll improve this story!)