-Just some domestic stuff, nothing special-

"Debrief as soon as possible, and then you're heading home."

"Cool, Bats, maybe later when I'm not covered in blood and shit." Artemis strode past them and hastened down the hall towards the showers, the other's on her heals.

"Meeting in thirty minutes." Batman called. 

"Uh huh!" Dick called, following his friends into the girl's shower room. "And he invited everyone like anyone wants to be seen after a six hour stakeout in a flood zone." He pealed off his tunic and tossed it in the corner.

"Move, yall, I need to piss!" Wally exclaimed, stripping his costume quickly.

"Hey! I NEED TO PISS!" Artemis said, racing to the only stall in the shower room and bolting the door.

"Ugh come on!!" Wally whined. "You should have urinals in the girl's shower room."

"And you should have tampons in the men's room!" She shouted through the stall door.

"Tell me something I don't know! Difference is: people like being in the woman's room."

"Touche." She relented, exiting and washing jer hands, leaving Wally free to relieve himself. "You're right though, the woman's room is HUGE."

"And pretty." M'gann added.

"And pretty."

"Robin, I'm using your soap." Artemis said, stepping into the showers and stripping nude.

"Save the pineapple ginger conditioner!" He called. "Kal, did they tell you they were going to bring ALL the mentors over for the debriefing?"

"They did not." He confirmed, using a paper towel to wipe a spot of mud off M'gann's face.

"IMAGINE! What if we just showed up at their meetings uninvited?" The Archer asked, pulling her hair out of its ratty ponytail and starting up the shower.

"Just rude!" Wally washed his hands and finished stripping. He, Kaldur, and the others stepped into the showers with Artemis.
They all took about twenty minutes to bathe; that's what happens when the league makes they work on flooded cattle farm land.

"I'm going to dieee in school tomorrow!" Wally whined. "Eight am test!"

"Oh cry me a river." Artemis scoffed. "I have drama in the morning."

"Pleasee, I have drama and then Dance." Dick said, opening the foor to let wolf in.

"I have Cheer after school." The martien draped herself in a towel to dry her clothes before shapeshifting into her pyjamas. "And Superboy's gonna help me learn the choreography. Right, Conner?"

Conner frowned.

"What's up Big Guy?" Dick asked, draped over Wolf's back like a race horse jockey. Wolf snorted and turned his head around to nudge the boy with his huge wet nose. Robin bopped his nose and Wolf snorted again, shaking out his coat and almost bucking the bird off. "Do you hear something?"

Conner nodded.

"Ooh, what do you hear?" Wally pried, checking if he needed to put on deodorant.

Artemis stepped out of the shower, rubbing her hair in a towel, it had been matted in the rain and mud. "It's probably, like, a pipe."

Conner shook his head.

"What is it?" Dick asked, wracking his brain about what could be so unpleasant for him. He gasped and bopped his head. "Hello, Megan. Do you hear the league?"

Conner nodded, trying to tune them out and listen.

"What are they saying?" M'ggan asked, eagerly.

"Shh!" He closed his eyes, trying to tune in, but it was hard to focus under the breathing and rain and piping muddled the soundscape. Finally, a voice came through:

"--getting better, all of them. I'm really proud of them."

"Training report?"

"I'm working with Kid Flash is working on balance and control, Aqualad and Ms Martian are both working of their breathing and self awareness to keep in top form for longer, Robin really needs to slow down, and we're working on that, and Artemi..." Black Canary is tuned out by the sound of Artemis hanging up her towel.

"The Superboy has not been helping the team at all. It's been more of a hindrance than anything." Green Arrow? Maybe? Superboy didn't know all of their voices.

"He's getting better too." Black canary. "Just... at his own pace. He's catching up well though, I mean, he's learned more in his first few months of life than most of us did in our first year of crime fighting."

"No one's denying that superboy is an asset." Batman. "But its emotional and intellectual incompetency is slowing the rest of the team down."

"He." Black Canary again. "And the team is doing the best they could be expected to do under the circumstances."

"That is not possible." Batman. "They could always do better."

"You know, I think Kid's been doing much better than before." Flash? Probably? "I mean, sometimes he forgets we're a duo and not the team, but it's impressive. I mean, the other day-- so Mirror Master was..."

"Can you abridge the story?" Aquaman maybe?

"Right, so," Flash. "we were in this building and he kept saying like. 'If Aqualad was here that water fountain would be helpful!'. I was just, like, so impressed by how he was thinking like his team even though it wasn't exactly helpful."

"They are certainly thinking like each other more." Arrow. "I mean, everytime I see them they're --damn, uncle B is talking about me?"

Conner opened his eyes, glaring at Wally. "Shh!"

"There's no doubt they're trying, but trying doesn't save lives. Succeeding does." Batman.

"Well, they've reached a point where the six of them could easily take on one or two leaguers." Canary.

"Don't stop there, they should be able to each take on, and prove a match for, at least one leaguer each."

"Uh, maybe let them go through puberty first?" No, that was Arrow. Who was the first person?

"Rude." Artemis said.

"SHH!" Conner stapped.

"Speedy is eighteen and I doubt he could hold his own in a fight against you." Batman.

"Hey! I resent that on two levels!" Arrow.

"They need to train everyday. This needs to be the top priority in their lives."

"After keeping themselves alive and healthy?" Black Canary. "...right? You agree?"

"The most important during their non-rest hours"

"Speaking of, they need more rest hours, they've been too burnt out and its unhealthy." Black Canary spoke again when no one replied. "It's... affecting their work ethic and limiting their potential?"

"Ooooh what did bats say to that?" Robin asked.

"I didn't hear." Supernoy replied. "You spoke over it."

"Oop-"

"-e must, but it should be kept to a minimum"

"It already is"

"What are those kids doing? They are taking FOREVER!" Flash remarked.

"Oop, That's our queue." Artemis pulled her shirt onn and tossed her (still wet) hair over the collar. 

"someone think of something Innocuous that we were doing." Kaldur ordered.

"We were, uhh, Listening to Taylor Swift?"

"We were doing buzzfeed quizzes."

"We were catching up on drama?"

Kaldur nodded. "Let's stick with quizzes. Everyone memorize your alibies."