Reedfeather: Please go hunting with Aspenfall.

Cloudrunner: But why, Mother, why?

***

Heatherstar: Can I speak with you?

Cloudrunner: Lol, no.

***

Sandgorse: Oh hi Cloudrunner!

Cloudrunner: What's wrong with your face?

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Stagpaw: Can we go have battle training?

Cloudrunner: Your mom.

Stagpaw: You're a terrible mentor. *starts crying* Can I have a tissue?

Cloudrunner: If you pay me a trillion dollars and get me my own jumbo jet.

***

Palebird: Here's a rabbit. *gives Cloudrunner a rabbit*

Cloudrunner: And?

Palebird: You could maybe eat it.

Cloudrunner: I'll think about it.

Palebird: Ok.

Cloudrunner: Well.....I thought about it for two seconds. The answer's no.

Palebird: Um...

Cloudrunner: I WANTED A STEAK COOKED MEDIUM WELL!!!!

***

Aspenfall: We're hunting together.

Cloudrunner: And hedgehogs fly!

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Heatherstar: We are going to fight with ThunderClan.

Cloudrunner: Can I just kill you instead?

Heatherstar: You're getting banned from this Clan -_-

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Heatherstar: Come to the Gathering!

Cloudrunner: That's for toddlers...

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Reedfeather: Do what I say or else!

Cloudrunner: Or else what?

***

Appledawn: This weather is awfully windy.

Cloudrunner: Your mom is windy!

Appledawn: That makes no sense!

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Dawnstripe: Are you ready to train Stagpaw yet...

Cloudrunner: I quit this job!

Dawnstripe: Um, I take that as a maybe?

Cloudrunner: Call Me Maybe!

Dawnstripe: That song is SOOOOOOOOO last year!

***

Heatherstar: Let all cats old enough to....

Cloudrunner: NO ONE CARES!

Heatherstar: Cloudrunner you will be...

Cloudrunner: Ain't nobody got time for that!

Heatherstar: I...

Cloudrunner: I'm gonna throw tomatoes at you!

Heatherstar: Why? :'(

Cloudrunner: Because I said so!

***

Larksplash: Greetings.

Cloudrunner: ...

Larksplash: Are you gonna answer?

Cloudrunner: What Does The Fox Say?