Smudge: Where did all my customers go?!?!?!?! How could you miss the experience of eating a burnt pizza that tastes like cardboard? And how can you go to that-that stupid she-cat's place? She has the superior attitude like she has the world's best pizzas....and she charges 500% more than I do! And what's wrong with not having a chicken topping? It's not my fault that I'm allergic!!!!

And her cat food topping is NOT BETTER THAN MINE! MINE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!

Come back, and buy some pizzas! Buy 2, get 3 free! Only until March 1, 2013!

After that, I'll put up a new ad, but I'll worry about that later....

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