I'm still here! After all, I'm Cloudtail I can't just leave after that one chapter! I'm gonna make Lionheart really mad by posting this chapter on behalf of the Dark Forest Publishing staff because this is supposed to be StarClan's book...NOT FOR MUCH LONGER THOUGH! SOON THIS BOOK WILL BELONG TO THE DARK FOREST AND COOKIECLAN! *evil laugh*

BloodClan

1. Be Tigerstar.

2. Look at Scourge the wrong way.

3. Be Socks or Ruby.

4. Steal Bone's french fries.

5. Be alive.

6. Not have EXACTLY 16 teeth on your dog tooth collar.

7. Talk to a cat.

8. Eat Mousefur's burgers instead of Smudge's.

9. Like pie.

10. Look as ugly as Firestar!(That's true for all Clans, including the Dark Forest!)

Dark Forest

1. Be nice. 

2. BE A STUPID, LOSER KITTYPET LIKE THE HIDEOUS WORTHLESS FIREKIT!

3. Not like Cloudtail.

4. Take one of Cloudtail's cookies.

5. Be within 25000 miles of a StarClan cat.

6. Look and act as girly as Spottedleaf.

7. Buy Mousefur's lousy pizzas.

8. VISIT THE DARK FOREST HOTEL AND PIZZERIA OR ELSE!

9. Not like cherry pie.

10. DON'T TALK TO CRAZYSTAR! CRAZYSTAR IS ANNOYING! (not even half as much as Firestar  BUT STILL! That she-cat is awful! SHE TOLD ME I WAS FAT AND THAT I ATE TOO MANY CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!)