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The Return of Jayfeather

*The scene is at Patchpelt's grocery store. Suddenly a bunch of  screaming she-cats waving "autographed" Take Me Home CDs come riding on top of a big black monster going 256 MPH. A gray-furred tom with blind blue eyes can just barely be seen driving through the heavily tinted windows*

Jayfeather: Ready to put on a fireworks show, ladies?

Squirrelflight(loudest) and the others: YEAH!!!!!!!

Some cat: For Taylor Swift!!!!!!!!!!

Squirrelflight: Wrong artist! *pushes cat off of the monster* By the way, we are never ever, ever, ever getting back together! Find a White Horse to ride home and maybe you can Begin Again! Hope you're feeling Fearless or you better Speak Now!

All cats including Squirrelflight: I remember when we broke up the first time,

Saying this is it we had enough!

'Cause like we hadn't seen each other in a month,

When you said you needed space....

*Jayfeather launches the fireworks as they pass the grocery store. They stop singing and watch as the grocery store explodes in a colorful display of light*

All: Oooooooooh, pretty!

Squirrelflight: That was One-D-ful!

*Leafpool drives by in a jumbo jet with Patchpelt in the passenger seat(or whatever you call the seat where the co-pilot sits)*

Leafpool: Hi, sis! This is Better Than Revenge! This cat's Mine and he's wondering why you gotta be so Mean! I just told him You Belong With Me and that weirdo is turning RED-faced with anger. He's Innocent and Enchanted by my beauty. And that's The Story of Us!

Squirrelflight: Jayfeather, TAKE ME HOME!

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