(The RiverClan Tsunamis have a new stadium. This is a commercial)

Voice: We have built our first real stadium! It has a domed roof(yes it has a roof)! Travel out to centerfield to buy our signature entrees! Hamburgers, yes literally ham on burgers and ice cream, literally a block of ice with creamy milk poured on it! We also have iceberg lettuce! Try to find this lettuce buried inside a 10-foot tall iceberg!

For special activities, we have three large dark rooms in right field as Tsunami Simulators! No concerns as long as you bring your life jacket!

Lastly, boxing lessons on the CATwalk,which is totally meant for you to walk on! Enter our championship tournament if you enjoy it! Final two lucky contestants get to fight on the highest catwalk, which is 207 and a quarter feet in the air! The Tsunamis are not to be held responsible for any excruciatingly painful deaths!

So come out to the ballpark! If you want special seating, buy the nosebleed seats! It's all about literally having our players slice their claws across your nose before the game!