Birchfall: Hi! We're here on the Birchfall Show once again and....

*Jayfeather suddenly appears behind him. The audience starts screaming and Birchfall turns around*

Jayfeather: Hi, Birchfall, can't catch me now can you?

*Drives forward at 200 MPH. Drives off the stage, goes flying through the air, and the monster does a backflip in the air. Jayfeather lands just behind the seats where the audience is, and drives right out the doors*

Birchfall(muttering to himself): Can't I even take an hour off from the Jayfeather chase?

*Birchfall's monster drops from the sky and lands on the stage. Birchfall climbs in and tries to do what Jayfeather did...but he's not quite as good as Jayfeather. The audience scatters in a panic as the realize that Birchfall is about to land right in the middle of the crowd....Birchfall lands, luckily not hitting any cat, and speeds away. Jayfeather is barely in sight. Jayfeather is holding a platter of cookies out of the window.*

Jayfeather: Want a cookie, Birchfall? Good, you can have it! *throws cookies at Birchfall's monster*

*The cookies hit the windshield of the monster, splattering cookies crumbs and pink icing all over the windshield. Birchfall screeches to a halt because he can't see anymore. Birchfall climbs out of the monster looking angry.*

Birchfall: Hey! That's not fair! Now I have to stop and clean my windshield because I can't see, and by then, you could be anywhere in StarClan!

Jayfeather: Quit being a sore sport just because I won!

Birchfall: Well, how would you like it if I did it to you?

Jayfeather(laughing): Wouldn't make a difference to me!

*Jayfeather drives away and disappears into the distance*

Note from Lionheart: Does anyone know why Jayfeather said, "Wouldn't make a difference to me?" The first person to get the correct answer will be interviewed, and the interview will be published in this book!