Squirrelflight: Baby, you light up my world like nobody...

Leafpool: Stop, Squirreflight! 

Squirreflight: Why?

Leafpool*sigh*: Because I hate One Direction!

Squirrelflight: Well, then, I hate you!

Leafpool: Man, I thought Patchpelt was stupid...

*A crowd is gathering to watch by now*

Squirrelflight: Yeah, well, I thought Snowkit was deaf and Firestar was ugly!

Leafpool: You're dumb! You're so dumb that if you got stuck in a grocery store for a week, you'd die of starvation!

Squirrelflight: If it was Patchpelt's grocery store...yes! And you're so ugly, not even the trash can wanted you!

Leafpool: You're so dumb, you think a quarterback is a refund!

Squirrelflight: You're so fat, that when you posted a picture of yourself on a website, the whole system collapsed!

Leafpool: Man, Sandstorm must've dropped harder on your head as a kit then I thought!

Squirrelflight: Well, you're one to talk aren't you?

Leafpool: And you're so ugly because you have Firestar's hideous flame-colored fur!

Squirrelflight: You're calling cats ugly? Look in the mirror!

*Leafpool takes a mirror out of her purse*

Leafpool: I see a she-cat that looks....A LOT BETTER THAN YOU!

Squirrelflight: Blah, blah, blah!

Leafpool: That's the most educated thing you've said all day!

*Squirrelflight leaps on top of Leafpool. They both roll across the ground, fighting each other*