Squirrelflight: Look, Bramblestar! It's my new pet I brought home from the StarClan Zoo!

*In the backyard, a yellow-furred creature with brown spots and a super long neck is munching on the leaves on the top of an oak tree*

Bramblestar: Are you serious? Last time I checked, this isn't April Fools Day!

Squirrelflight: Nope! It's International Squirrelflight Day!

Bramblestar: Since when?

Squirrelflight: Since...ten seconds ago?

Bramblestar: It's my least favorite day of the year then...

Squirrelflight: Maybe I'll change it to International Squirrelflight Month...no, year...wait what about a decade? Yeah!

Bramblestar: I wouldn't be able to live through ten years of this...

Squirrelflight: Oh, oh, a century would be the best!

Bramblestar: What about changing it to International Squirrelflight Minute...I might actually survive that!

Squirrelflight: No, that's too short. Okay, so I'm officially changing it to International Squirrelflight Millennium!

Bramblestar: Um, Squirrelflight, it might seriously be a good idea to return 'your new pet' that you probably stole from poor Ivypool...

Squirrelflight*cheerfully*: I named it Fluffy!

Bramblestar: Uh...Fluffy?

Squirrelflight: Maybe I should change it to Kevin after Louis's pigeon!

Bramblestar: Um...what? Actually, never mind, I don't want to have another lecture about One Direction...

Squirrelflight: Let's go play with it and pet it! And maybe we can feed him some lettuce too!

Bramblestar: Squirrelflight, there's no way I'm living with that thing, which isn't even a proper pet...go get a bird or rabbit or something but not this...

Squirrelflight: But he's so CUTE!!!!!!!!!

Bramblestar: SQUIRRELFLIGHT! It's either the giraffe or me!

Squirrelflight: Bye!