Scene 1

Blossomfall: Fear me, ShadowClan! I've brought with me a weapon of great destruction!

*Leans forward and picks a small yellow stick off of the ground*

Blossomfall: I HAVE A PENCIL!!!!! YEAH, PENCIL POWER!

Scene 2

Sandstorm: Firestar, are you alright? You look awfully tired. What's wrong?

Firestar: Your face!

Sandstorm: THAT'S NOT VERY NICE!

*Stomps away. Cloudtail randomly appears*

Cloudtail: Cookies!

Scene 3

Scourge: Look up, Tigerstar!

*Tigerstar looks up. Scourge rakes his claws across Tigerstar's neck and kills him*

Scourge: HAHA! Made you look!

Scene 4

Crazystar: Why'd you try to murder Lionblaze, Jayfeather, and Hollyleaf?

Ashfur: Well....most cats think it's because they were Squirrelflight's kits. THAT'S NOT TRUE! It's because those three stole ALL of my cupcakes!

Crazystar: Well...I think this interview is over...

Ashfur: It's NOT FAIR! I'm so misunderstood!

Scene 5

Bumblestripe: I WANNA BURGER! I WANNA BURGER(x100)

Mousefur: THAT'S ENOUGH! CAN'T YOU SHUT UP LONG ENOUGH FOR SOME CAT TO GET SOME SLEEP!

Bumblestripe: Sor-ree!

Firestar: Bumblestripe! Are you singing about tacos again?

Bumblestripe: NO! I'm singing about burgers!

Firestar: That's just as bad! Back on apprentice duties, now!

Bumblestripe: WHAT? THAT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR!

Scene 6

Graystripe: PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA!

*The rest of ThunderClan joins in*

Mousefur: COME TO MY RESTAURANT! PIZZAS HALF PRICE ONLY TODAY!

*Silence*

Lilykit: I want one!

Sorreltail: Hush now, you're too young, little one, to know what you're talking about. We can get better pizzas if steal them after she leaves the pizzeria!

Mousefur: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

Sorreltail: Who? Me? I did NOT say a word!

Scene 7

Squirrelflight: Wasn't ready to hear you, say good-bye,

Now you're tearing up my heart...

Leafpool: SHUT UP! This is too much 1D even for us Directioners!

Squirrelflight: There's no such thing!

Note from Lionheart: This Is What Happens When You Give Crazystar A Piece Of Paper And A Pencil And Ask Her To Write Something.