Firestar: So Patch-Patch-Weirdo-Cat, if you could have someone build any sort of restaurant, what would you have them build?

Patchpelt: A grocery store, obviously!

Firestar: That's not a restaurant!

5 days later....

*Firestar's walking down the street past an empty field...or what used to be an empty field...*

*In the field there's about ten cats who look like they're trying to build something with wood. A giant banner is planted in the  ground that says in big blue letters THE EPIC CHEESE PONY CLUB*

Firestar: Patchpelt? Brackenfoot? Are you here?

*Patchpelt waves to Firestar.*

Patchpelt: Hi, Fire-Fire-Cheese-Cat!

Brackenfoot: But I wanna pizza!

Firestar: I have no idea what they're doing...I should probably just ignore them...the last time they looked like they were building something, they were building a little tent out of mud for "cheese ponies to sleep in when they come to visit StarClan....

2 weeks later...

*Firestar walks by the field again.  A 10 foot tall wooden building stands in front of him with a huge sign next to it that says PATCHPELT'S SOUPER AWSUM GROWSERRIE STOAR*

Firestar: Patchpelt started a, um, what does that say...oh, it says grocery store. Great StarClan, I better see what he thinks he's doing....

*Firestar enters the store. Inside are a bunch of makeshift wooden shelves that the Cheese Pony Club probably built by hand....or by paw, you could say.*

Patchpelt: Hi, Fire-Fire-Cheese-Cat! Welcome to my grocery store!

Firestar: Ok, then...

Patchpelt: Would you like a free cookie? Like everything else in this store, I made it!

Firestar: Ok...

*Patchpelt hands him a cookie. Firestar takes a bite.*

Firestar: Oh my great StarClan.....these are actually good! What are the ingredients?

Patchpelt: Let's see....dough, sugar, cheese, bananas, and, um, there's one more thing...

Firestar: What is it?

Patchpelt: Oh yeah, I remember what it is! It's fox-dung!

*Firestar passes out*