*A gray-furred tom in a black monster hops out. Birchfall rushes forward and grabs him by the shoulders. This warrior, assumedly, is Jayfeather. He's wearing sunglasses and a t-shirt that says I AM THE BEST!*

Jayfeather: HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

Birchfall: Let's see...someone's TV, someone's phone, someone's computer, someone's radio...

Jayfeather: NO! I mean, like, what's up?

Birchfall: Gas prices, the sky...

Jayfeather: Great STARCLAN!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THAT?

*Birchfall points to an abandoned building that looks like it's going to collapse any moment*

Birchfall: Go there and DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE while I retrieve the handcuffs from my monster.

Jayfeather: That building is not stable.

Birchfall: Your mom's not stable.

Jayfeather: HEY! Don't insult Willowpelt!

Birchfall: Huh? Your mom is Leafpool!

Jayfeather: What? Have you gone insane?

*Birchfall pulls Jayfeather's sunglasses off...revealing amber eyes, not blue*

Birchfall: Um...Graystripe? But that doesn't make sense! Your monster has the same license plate as Jayfeather's!

Graystripe: I know! Isn't it awesome? Instead of having to buy a license plate for my new monster, Jayfeather gave me this one for FREE!

Birchfall: I hate that cat....*passes out*

*Firestar is standing nearby*

Firestar: Why? Why does everyone hate me? *runs off crying*

Graystripe: For once, he wasn't talking about you....