Cat who's new to StarClan: Hi, Lionblaze! I've heard a lot about you!

Lionblaze: Thanks!

New cat: I've also heard a lot about that crazy brother of yours, Jayfeather or something. Is it true that he can't see?

Lionblaze: Yeah.

New cat: How did Jayfeather become blind?

Lionblaze: He took one look at me and was blinded by my good looks.