(Firestar is standing outside of the LionheartPublishing building with Graystripe and Sandstorm)

Firestar: What in StarClan's name is all this nonsense about the Clan celebrating when I was dead? Sandstorm cried when I died, didn't you, Sandstorm?

Sandstorm: Yes, I did. Tears of joy.

Firestar: I'm so mad right now I'm think I'm going to explode!

Sandstorm: YAY!!!(high-fives Graystripe)

Sandstorm and Graystripe: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

Lionheart: Hi, Graystripe, hi, Sandstorm!

Firestar: What about me?

Lionheart*ignoring Firestar*: Why do you two look so excited?

Sandstorm*with excitement*: Firestar says he's gonna explode!

Lionheart: Really? I'm gonna go gather all my friends so we can watch!

*Soon hundreds of cats have gathered around Firestar. Quite a few of them are holding bags of popcorn*

Firestar: What is wrong with you all?

Everyone: NOTHING!!!!

Firestar: Well, then, what do you think wrong with me?

Cloudtail: Your ugly face!

Bluestar: Your brain!

Firestar*in shock*: B-b-bluestar? B-but you a-a-appointed me as your deputy!

Bluestar: I was a senile old fool who'd eaten too much catmint the night I appointed YOU to be my deputy. A kit could've done better than you!

Graystripe: You go, Bluestar! Tell him!

Sandstorm: You're my new best friend, Bluestar!

Cloudtail: You can have one of my cookies, Bluestar! You've earned it!

Lionheart: You're not on my staff anymore, Firestar!

Raggedstar: Cats of StarClan, gather around!

*A few minutes later*

Whitestorm*calmly*: StarClan has discussed it and we've decided that you can either move to the Dark Forest or work for Cloudtail. You have to do whatever he says.

Firestar: How much do I get paid?

Whitestorm: Nothing. Nada. Zero. You'll be his servant.

Raggedstar: Well? What's your choice?

Firestar*to himself*: I can't leave StarClan...

Firestar*louder*: I choose to work for Cloudtail!

Cloudtail*laughing evilly*: Come with me, then! I have work for you!