Patchpelt: EVERYONE EVACUATE AMERICA!

Firestar: NO IM GOING TO DISNEYLAND!

Patchpelt: EVERYONE GET OUT OF AMERICA! OR YOU MIGHT GET EATEN BY A BELUGA WHALE!

Firestar: You mean Cloudtail?

Patchpelt: Obama can you tell everyone to leave please?

Obama: Okay sure whatever.

Patchpelt: YAY!

Obama: Um, okay, hello America. We're all going to have to leave because of, um, Ebola.

Mousefur: NO! NOT THAT!

Lionheart: Everyone run!

Icecloud: What's America? I never heard of it. Is it some tiny island or something?

Rosepetal: It's the name of a boyband I think.

Obama: NU ITS NOT!

Crazystar: Wait guys...why is Obama in this story?!

Obama: Because I'm the President :D

Crazystar: Oh okay.

Ivypool: I LIKE AUSTRALIA! :) ESPECIALLY AUSTRALIAN BOYS! THEYRE REALLY HOT!

Obama: I'm from Hawaii. That's much cooler than Australia, I mean, seriously.

Mosskit: My favorite country is Monaco!

Everyone but Crazystar: Never heard of that!

Crazystar: I've heard of it!

Mosskit: WHAT?! HOW?! Nobody EVER knows Monaco!

Crazystar: Because I know everything.

Obama: Then what's my middle name?

Crazystar: Um...idk.

Obama: It's not In Dave's Kitchen!

Patchpelt: Obama :'( Was Mitt Romney a cheese pony?

Obama: Um...what?

*Patchpelt runs off crying*

Obama: I think Patchpelt has Ebola.

Firestar: I THINK SO TOO!

Brackenfoot: Butterfly waffles, purple awful, zebra iPhones, talking timezones!

*Brackenfoot gets quarantined*

Obama: Maybe we actually should leave...

Note from Crazystar: This had to be the most randomest chapter ever XD