Cloudtail: HI! As you can see I've hacked into LionheartPublishing's account yet AGAIN! Anyhow, Erin Hunter got the WHOLE ENTIRE SERIES WRONG! We need to tell the real story of Into the Wild...okay, here goes nothing...

Once upon a time, there was an UGLY(emphasis on ugly) kittypet named Rusty. He was lazy and even fatter than Dustpelt.

Rusty's housefolk abandoned him on the streets at the age of six moons. A kittypet named Smudge was picking on him as he saw the housefolk get rid of Rusty. Being a wimp, Rusty ran off, sobbing hopelessly.

Graystripe attacked him but when he saw his face he was too stunned to keep attacking because Rusty's face was so ugly!

Bluestar decided to train him because she hoped his ugliness would scare away ShadowClan.

She asked him if he thought he looked ugly and he said no. Since he said that, she meant to call him Liarpaw because he lied about not being ugly but everyone thought she said Firepaw. Bluestar didn't realize it until it was too late.

When he entered the apprentices den, Sandpaw spat, "STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU UGLY KITTYPET!"

Firepaw meowed, "I LOVE YOU!!!!!!"

Sandpaw then passed out.

Firepaw helped a starving ShadowClan warrior and Bluestar used that as the excuse she had been desperately searching for to punish him.

She began to train him but he was so bad that she stopped trying.

Spottedleaf mysteriously died...Bluestar was her killer! (More on that later)

WindClan disappeared and Bluestar hoped that Brokenstar would be frightened by Firepaw's ugliness when ShadowClan attacked the camp. Instead he hid in the corner of the camp, whimpering and scared for his life.

Next book coming soon! I'm going solely on memory, so forgive me if forgot something! Go Team Cookies!