Cloudtail: Hey, this is a new show premiering on LionheartPublishing Network! Cloudtail's comedy show! Do you know why Firestar runs so fast through the forest once the sun has risen?

Some cat in the audience: Because there's a dog, or Tigerstar, or something?

Cloudtail: Nope! Because it's bright enough for him to see in the mirror!

*Audience roars with laughter as a cat in an ugly orange coat comes out*

Actor: NO! My nails are chipped! I just got them painted pink! NO!!!

Cloudtail: What are you scared of, Fire-Fire-Stupid-Failure?

Actor*pointing behind him*: That-that scary dark thing! It looks monstrous and it's following me! It even looks like it is touching me!

Cloudtail: That's your shadow, and I can't blame you for being scared!

You know Firestar's brain is still MIA,

Most cats say it never existed,

When he says something so stupid!

Well, laughing can hardly be resisted!

*A few sound effects play from the speakers*

Cloudtail: Ta-da! Rhyming in perfectly good timing, for a poet who most certainly does know it!

*Scene changes*

Cloudtail: Hey taxi! Take me to Memphis!

*Pretends to sit in an imaginary taxi and fall asleep*

*Pretends to wake up about five seconds later*

Cloudtail: Where am I? Why does it look like a desert?

*A cat in a yellow suit appears holding a closed blue umbrella in one forepaw while pretending to move a steering wheel with the other paw*

Cat/Fake Taxi Driver: Memphis, Egypt, as you requested, sir!

*Cloudtail bangs frustratedly on the fake windows of the car*

Cloudtail: Not Memphis, Egypt, you idiot! Memphis, Tennessee!

*The car driver makes a big show in pretending reach into the backseat and open the door. He then gives Cloudtail a mighty shove and pushes him out of the imaginary taxi. The lights slowly fade*

Cloudtail's voice: This was just a shortened version of our show! The rest of our shows will be five or six times longer! Hope you enjoyed, come back next time!