(Mousefur is calling Cloudtail to try to persuade him to buy 25 $100 gift cards to her pizzeria)

(Cloudtail's voice is on the answering machine)

HI! I'm actually here,

But I want you to leave me alone,

So please go away,

And get off my phone!

*There's a beeping noise that shows that she could now leave a message*

Mousefur: I refuse to go away because then you'd miss the greatest special offer in the world! We have 25 gift cards with your name written on them! These can serve as your credit card from the Bank of Mousefur's Pizzeria or something! Or, if you want to, you can use them to taunt your little servant, Firestar! You get a 0.1% discount for using them, and you can order any pizza you want! Cheese, pepperoni, steak, cat food, anchovies, chicken, which by the way, Smudge does not have, mushroom, ham, even limited edition pinapple, and your favorite limited edition chocolate chip cookie toppings! Plus we're including a $1 gift card if you make this purchase and...

*Cloudtail has been listening secretly the whole time*

Cloudtail: MOUSEFUR, SHUT UP AND GO AWAY! Didn't the answering machine already tell you?

*The answering machine was actually done right then by Cloudtail, not recorded a long time ago, contrary to Mousefur's thoughts*

Mousefur: But it's a great offer that you'll never find anywhere else and Smudge doesn't have...

Cloudtail: Bye-bye, Mousefur! Oh and just so you know, I'm blocking your number!

*Hangs up*