Cloudrunner: Try these cupcakes, Spiderleg!

Spiderleg: Okay *selects a cupcake and takes a bite...then starts choking* Disgusting!

Cloudrunner*smiling*: You like it, dear?

Spiderleg: No! This is a piece of poo with a smiley face on it!

Cloudrunner: Don't talk about your mother that way!

***

Heatherstar: No chewing gum in the WindClan camp just because...

Cloudrunner: Because what?

Heatherstar: What do you always say to that....

Cloudrunner: Because your face is ugly!

Heatherstar: Right. Well then, it's because your face is ugly.

Cloudrunner: Here's free bubblegum everyone!

***

Cloudrunner: Did you like my cupcakes?

Onestar: NO!!! I hated them!

Cloudrunner: You are getting banned from this server for saying that.

Onestar: Banned from this server? What is this, Minecraft?

Cloudrunner: Yes.

Onestar: You are ridiculous.

Cloudrunner: I'm Herobrine!

Onestar: I'm just gonna walk away...

***

Crookedstar: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cloudrunner: Because he felt like it.

Crookedstar: C'mon Cloudrunner, give me another answer you know that's not right.

Cloudrunner: Maybe he wanted to get hit by a car!

Crookedstar: Really...oh, never mind! Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Cloudrunner: Because six is more of a coward than you!

Crookedstar: I quit. Asking you jokes never goes anywhere.

***

Nightstar: What was the worst thing about today's Gathering?

Cloudrunner: Your face.