*Crazystar is reading a book on Wattpad and gets frustrated when it's over and there's a cliffhanger. She really wants the author to update and starts grumbling to Cloudtail*

Crazystar: Cliffhangers, so mean, authors who use them are jerks.

Cloudtail: You used a ton of them in Crazystar's Battle and then you had the nerve not to update for a month....

Crazystar: Um...those weren't cliffhangers...those were, um, they were, well, suspenseful endings!

Cloudtail: You have one in every chapter of Loved You First.

Crazystar: Not every chapter!

Cloudtail: The prologue doesn't count and neither does chapter one! Or chapters two, three, or four!

Crazystar: Um, that's like half of the book that doesn't have cliffhangers.

Cloudtail: I don't care. Escaping Danger has a lot of cliffhangers too.

Crazystar: Just stop.