Announcer: Hello, welcome to the first official game of the PCBL, or the Professional Cat Baseball League! Our game today features the WindClan Tornadoes vs. the RiverClan Tsunamis!

*The game goes like this.*

Inning 1: Both teams' players all strike out.

Inning 2: In the bottom half of the inning, Mistystar, who was the starting pitcher for the Tsunamis, intentionally hits Onestar, who was at bat for the Tornadoes, on the head with her 90 MPH fastball. The Tornadoes exit the dugout and a massive fight breaks out between the two teams. Mistystar leaves the game with a severely damaged face...

Inning 3: In the top of the inning, Willowbreeze hits a line drive(accidentally) straight at the Tornadoes pitcher, Crowfeather. Crowfeather also leaves the game with a severely damaged face...

Inning 4: WindClan's manager, Hawkheart, threatens to put deathberries in the Tsunamis food if they don't forfeit the game. He is ejected by Midnight, who is umpiring the game...

Inning 5: In the bottom of the 5th, Kestrelflight gets an inside the park homerun bunt to score the first run of the game for the Tornadoes!

Inning 6: One of RiverClan's players tries to cheat and change the scoreboard back to 0-0. Another fight between both benches breaks out, and that player, who has the name of Hollowflight, is ejected...

Top of Inning 7: Crookedstar gets angry when Midnight calls him out at first base for out number 3 for his team. He throws his batting helmet at her and is ejected...

Announcer: Please rise and stand for the 7th inning stretch!

TAKE ME OUT TO THE HOCKEY GAME,

TAKE ME OUT TO THE CROWD!

BUY ME SOME ICE CREAM AND PINK POPCORN!

I DON'T CARE IF PINK POPCORN DOESN'T EXIST!

ROOT, ROOT BEER IS NICE TOO,

THIS SONG IS SUCH A SHAME,

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO,

THREE FOOD ITEMS AND THIS SONG'S DONE!

Some fan: Hey, that's not the Twolegs version of that song!

Cloudtail: Yeah, it's my version! I wrote that!

*Back to the game*

Bottom of Inning 7: All three batters ground out to the third baseman....

Inning 8: The Tsunamis accuse WindClan of cheating and using special equipment to make the basepaths work like a treadmill going the opposite direction than it usually does and move Kestrelflight forwards faster on his homerun...Midnight threatens to eject the whole team if they didn't sit down...

Inning 9: The game is delayed because a group of fans decided to jump over the walls in the outfield and to attack Heathertail, who replaced Nightcloud in playing left-fielder...Lionblaze was leading them...WindClan gets three straight outs and the game ends with the Tornadoes winning 1 to 0.