Crazystar: Hi, Cloudtail, thanks for joining us today! To start our interview, where were you born?

Cloudtail: In your worst nightmare.

Crazystar: Ok then....Lionheart told me to ask this next question....what's your definition of ugly?

Cloudtail: Firestar. His fur isn't groomed properly and he has chocolate smeared across his snout half of the time. He is so ugly.

Crazystar: It takes one to know one you know...

Cloudtail: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!?!?!

Crazystar: Um, nothing. Next question....well, some cats say you're funny so can you tell me something funny?

Cloudtail: Your face.

Crazystar: Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately?

Cloudtail: Yes.

Crazystar: How would you describe yourself?

Cloudtail: Better than you!

Crazystar: THAT'S IT! I'm DONE with your ridiculous smart-aleck comments! You don't even deserve to be in this book! I'm LEAVING!

Cloudtail: Okay, bye-bye. Tell Firestar I said hi!

Crazystar: Tell him yourself!

*Walks out of the room and slams the door*

Cloudtail*evil laugh*: Don't worry, I will!