(A crowd of screaming she-cats are outside of Patchpelt's grocery)

Squirrelflight is holding a sign that says "Cheese ponies are fake, just like Patchpelt's autograph" Her sister Leafpool is holding a sign that says "The Epic Cheese Pony Club SUCKS!" but looks miserable. Sandstorm has one that says "Cheese ponies are almost as lame as Firestar" About 100 other she-cats are there holding signs that say stuff like:

"1D has better songs than you."

"How can you tell these lies to the young kits?"

"They sleep on pink clouds? And hedgehogs fly!"

"GET OUTTA MY KITCHEN!"

"May a giant carrot fall on your head!"

(Patchpelt comes out onto the roof of the grocery store)

Patchpelt: What's this all about? And what in the awesomeness of cheese ponies is the "GET OUTTA MY KITCHEN" sign supposed to mean?

(As soon as he comes out, the she-cats start throwing stones and rotten fruit and other various objects at him. Squirrelflight throws a burning stick with clawmarks on it at him)

Jayfeather: Hey, that's MY stick!

(Squirrelflight shrugs)

Squirrelflight: Sorry. It was needed for a greater cause!

(Grabs a burning mini statue of a cheese pony)

Squirrelflight: This is for Niall James Horan, Harry Edward Styles, Zayn Javadd Malik, Liam James Payne, and Louis William Tomlinson!

(Tosses the statue at Patchpelt. It hits him right on the head. He stumbles backwards and falls off of the roof. The Directioners all cheer.)

Sandstorm: This is Phenominiall!

Squirrelflight: And Brilliam, Fabulouis, Extraordinharry, and Amazayn! ONE DIRECTION FOREVER!

(The rest of the she-cats echo her cheer before turning around to go back home and listen to "What Makes You Beautiful" for the millionth time)