A/N: I'M ALIVE! I JUST GOT OUT OF SCHOOL! That means I'm back from my one month hiatus that I used to focus on school because I was spending so much time on here that my grades were suffering. I will update WNI later today hopefully and expect tons of updates for summer! :) Love you guys, thanks for sticking with me!

Bumblestripe: Hey, everyone, welcome to our new show, 101 Ways to Murder Someone! Each episode we show a way for someone to die! Our test subject for all of these will be Millie since nobody actually likes her.

Millie: WHERE IS BRIARLIGHT?! OMG I HAVEN'T SEEN HER FOR FIVE SECONDS SHE'S GONNA DIE!

Bumblestripe: Okay Millie, see the Grand Canyon over there? I just need you to jump off!

Millie: IS IT SAFE?!

Bumblestripe: Uh...there's herbs that will cure Briarlight at the bottom!

Millie: FOR BRIARLIGHT AND NARNIA! *jumps off*

Bumblestripe: Lol stupid she-cat.