Clear Sky: We've been feeling left out this whole entire book! So let me tell you some ways from Cloudstar(of SkyClan)'s personal "notebook" aka hot pink DIARY!!!!! Diaries are girly and dumb....almost as much as Firestar!

1. Come from any of the Clans around the lake, and you WILL BE devoured for lunchtime.

2. Not buy cotton candy from Skywatcher and you'll be permanently exiled from our hunting grounds!

3. Don't you dare do the Gangnam Style dance! That's forbidden here!

4. Sit at the wrong table in cafeteria if you wish to be beaten on the head five hundred times with a tree branch and then forced to leave our territory!

5. I personally am not a Directioner, but say anything bad about them and we won't be able to stop 99.9% of the she-cats from tearing you to shreds!

6. Don't buy anything from Mousefur of ThunderClan! She's a stuck-up mouse-brain(oh wait, she doesn't have a brain at all) and her pizzas are ALMOST as bad as Smudge's(plus they're way more expensive)

7. If you start playing Justin Bieber's songs, most of us will have to buy earplugs and then get rid of you(plus demolish whatever device is playing the song!)

8. Don't join the Epic Cheese Pony Club! I am so sick and tired of hearing "cheese ponies eat the sun" and "they're big and yellow and smell like pepperoni" and "beware, the cheese ponies might be ANGRY!" So scared! Shivering in my fur! Cheese ponies are as real as flying hedgehogs!

9. Don't encourage Firestar to join Wattpad! So many idiots have emailed or texted him, trying to persuade him to get on this incredible community!DON"T!We don't want his comments on our story or have him send us pms about "why do you pick on me" and having to answer "LOOK IN THE MIRROR!!!" We will inflict severe pain upon you if you encourage him to ruin my favorite website by joining! (He'd have zero fans, reads, votes, votes or comments though) :D

10. Never, ever, EVER bring Jayfeather to our camp with a monster! You'd be dead(along with the rest of the camp he'd destroy) before we could all do it ourselves!