CW legal drug use,legal forbidden juice use (alcohol) devils lettuce, logan and Remus are besties, Logan swears, remus exists. ShotGunning 👉👈, talk of dead animals and probably people.
Is this venting? We will never know
Everyone in this one shot is 22 except for Logan who is 23 because hes superior, zooted kisses. Dont kiss people when they're zooted. Virgil isnt being pogchamp. Also virgil says the F-Slur because me and him are both homos. Sexual jokes because logan

"REMUS! Why the fuck does the house smell like fucking shit?" Virgil yelled, slamming the front door shut and throwing his bag against the floor. "Evenin' virg." Janus said, flicking through channels on the tv.
"Yea hi." Virgil immediately started going off again "If I find another dead rat I'm gonna kick your ass!" He continued yelling. Rolling his sleeves up and stomping up the stairs. He stormed towards Remus' room and kicked the door open. "WHA-" He peered into his room to find it empty.

"Sh-h-h-h Lo-Logan you" there was a break between the whispering for a couple of giggles. "You gotta stop." There was another small silence before a normally stern and cold voice whispered. "...piss." and the two broke into laughter.

'Logan???' Virgil thought, immediately crossing out the possibility of dead animals. He walked towards Logans room.

"Lo-Logan please, holy shit I'm gonna- im gonna pee myself ho-" remus chuckled loudly, his laugh now turning into a kettle like wheeze.

Virgil opened the door suddenly, looking on the two men who quickly turned towards Virgil.

Logan quickly put something behind his back and remus continued to chuckled quietly. Logan turned to remus and pretty much spoke loudly. "Is he okay?" Remus immediately started wheezing. "Your not whispering LoLo?!!!!" Remus leaned forwards and slammed his hands on the ground. Accidentally knocking his full bottle of unlabeled booze over. "Shit sorry looloo" he muttered picking the bottle back up and finishing it off.

"I- what is happening? Are you both drunk??" Virgil asked, Hushing his voice. And closing the door. "If janus catches you he'd actually kill you?" He pointed out.

"Well, first off." Remus pulled up a finger. "who do you think got us the booze. And." Remus points at logan who smiles wildly.

"It makes it more fun" he says. Looking through Virgil. This helped get a better look at Logan. He looked tired and his eyes were bloodshot.

"Are... are you high?" Virgil asked, sitting in front of Logan. Remus giggled in the background

Logan stared at Virgil, squinting his eyes at Virgil. He reached his hands to  Virgils cheeks and held his head gently.

"No?."

"Logan jesus fucking chris-"

Virgil was interrupted but Remus laughing wildly. Slamming his fists on the floor.

"Remus! Can you go bother Janus for a while?? Hes on the couch downstairs go annoy him" virgil hissed. Remus nodded, flipping virgil off an giving him a quick. "Use protection!" He yelled, leaving.

"You shouldn't do this shit around remus, he isn't safe at all, hes fucking ins-" virgil was cut off by Logan.

"Remus Is fineeee" he chuckled gently, leaving on his hand. "But, you need to relax. Wanna smoke?" Logan asked, very calm.

"I-" virgil stopped. "You are way too calm for this. I haven't smoked since college."

Logan paused and turned his head. "Is that a yes?"

'Okay virgil. You have 2 options. Sit downstairs and deal with drunk remus. Or, stay here and smoke with you 7 year crush and maybe make out YOU NEVER KNOW-

"Yea sure." Virgil said calmly. Climbing on the bed beside Logan. "Pass it here." Logan nodded, handing the joint to Virgil who hit it. Leaning back as he exhaled it and coughed loudly, leaning forward and holding his chest. "Fucking christ it's been a while" he choked out. Then passing it back to Logan. Who it hit as well, blowing the smoke at Virgil.

"Cheeky motherfucker" virgil muttered, snatching the weed from Logan. Doing the same back.

"Fuckin' cunt." Logan chuckled back, coughing slightly, taking a hit and passing it back to Virgil. Who just stared back. "What?"

"I don't think I've heard you swear like that before." Virgil pointed out, hoping the low light would hid his mild arousal and blush. He grabbed the joint , hit it and blew it back into Logans face.

"Are you blushing?" Logan asked, slowly scooting further towards Virgil, blowing the smoke next to Virgil, stroking his cheek.

"No I'm not. It's just weird to not hear some scientific words coming from your mouth." Virgil chuckled, taking another longer hit.

"Scientific words aren't the only things that come in my mouth." Logan said, smirking at Virgil. He watched as Virgil choked and sputtered as he tried to get the smoke out of his lungs and breath at the same time and not have a gay panic. Logan snickered before covering his mouth partially with his hand. "I'm kidding! Jesus remember to breath!" Logan laughed.

Virgil looked up, just now realising how calm high Logan was, he went from an asshole to a bareable asshole. "Fucking hell." He looked down at the joint now in his hand.

"Shit that's running out quick." Logan pointed out. Virgil could hear the clogs in his brain turning. "Hey virgil, your comfortable with your sexuality right?" Logan asked.

"Oh no, why?" Virgil asked.

"I say, we try shotgunning."

Virgil felt his face immediately flame up. "Ah- really? Are you sure?" Virgil looked into Logans bloodshot eyes.

"Yes."

"Fuck it sure." Virgil said finally. He watched logan smile. "Don't blame me if you fall in love with me." He half joked, secretly wondering if Logan could just kiss him right now but no homo.

"Just relax and pull away if you get too uncomfy." Logan put the joint to his mouth and breathed in. Virgil watched his every moment as he leaned towards him. Logans gaze and smell was intoxicating. He felt his hair spike up from his skin as Logans Lips planted on his own. Virgil parted his mouth slightly to let the smoke pass through. Logan lingered an extra second before letting go and wiping his mouth.

Logan chuckled quietly. "This is so gay." He pointed out. Causing Virgil to laugh a little as well.  "I know, no homo though" Virgil chuckled back. Feeling the last of the smoke leaving his mouth. Logan nodded, chuckling again.

He watched again as long placed the joint back into his mouth and pulled Virgil into another shotgun. Using one hand to hold Virgils cheek in place.

'This is fucking amazing' virgil thought as he blew out the smoke and leaned a little into Logans hand. 'This isnt even hitting me, I feel amazing'. Logan leaned again, virgil also moving closer this time. Their lips connected. Moving against eachother for a good few seconds until the smoke slowly poured in Virgil mouth.

Logan went to pull away but Virgil quickly pulled him back into.  Blowing the smoke out his nose. Logan gave out a shocked inhale before kissing back. Almost melting Into Virgils body, his already light state mixed with the affection of Virgil made his brain turn to putty. "Fuckin."Virgil muttered, he hoisted himself up onto  Logans thighs. Pushing himself closer to the taller male. "We're such fags." The comment made Logan chuckled through the shorters lips. Before soon enough smashing them back together.

Virgil let go to breathe before pulling himself back in. Letting they're lips part ever so often before pulling eachother back in. He felt Logans hands wander from his shoulder to in his hair, Virgils own hands wandered to Logans shoulders.
Slowly, their makeput session started to slow down, breath became more frequent and small chuckles were exchanged.

Logan looked away, chuckling as he pressed the joint against the glass ash tray he kept hidden.

"I'm not a genius..." virgil muttered, catching Logans gaze.

"But that was pretty gay."

Someone said I was straight if I didnt upload.

PSA THIS ISNT ROMANTIZING L I S T EN  IT IS A PURE ASS VENT. PLEASE DONT KISS ZOINTED PPL. P L E A S E

Thank you and good night <3