okay okay so
i just got a call from cali (i do NOT live there)
so, i have no idea who it is and clear the phone call. so they call AGAIN and i answered.
so they're breathing reallllyyy lightly so i could tell this was a real person on the other side.

in my head i was like "this is it. this is my chance."
so i go:

"Jim's Whore House; you got the dough, we got the hoe."

then i hang up

im fucking wheezing in my damn bathroom