Izuku's pov

Okay, I gotta admit... this is REALLY weird. I mean my principle just ADOPTED me! I do not have enough wine for this... oh yeah! I took some of Aizawa's red wine before I left!

" No, I already know what you're thinking and they answer is no." I look up to see Nezu nursing a bottle of vodka like it's breast milk! I guess this is my life now...

"what am I thinking then? If you know so much, tell me what I'm thinking."

"You want to drink the wine that's in you're backpack as you're judging my choice of drink. Was I close?" I stare at him for a full 5 seconds before I pretend like it didn't bother me, which was a load of horse shit! I'm now even more terrified of him then I was before! Like how the fuck- Oh I was mumbling wasn't I.

"yes you were" He said as he texted aizawa, telling him about the adoption. not even 5 seconds later, his phone rang. It was so difficult to hold in my laugh as he started talking on speaker phone.

"NEZU WTF!!! YOU JUST ADOPTED A RANDOM KID!? IS HE STILL GOING TO UA WTF ARE YOU PLAINNING TO DO WITH MY SON'S BOYFRIEND!!?" Nezu slowly turned to me with a mix between 'bish help me' and 'this is the day Aizawa kills me'. I just stared at him, red faced because I was holding in my laughter.

"I can assure you Shota, Izuku is fine-"

"TEENAGERS ARE NEVER FINE!" At the same time from the other line, Shoto, Toshi and I all yelled 'Preach!' Nezu gave me a pointed look.

"What? I'm only speaking the truth." He sighed, giving up on trying to convince Shota he was fully able to take care of me, so he just put the phone down and listened to shota complaining.

"HE WILL NEVER HAVE A NORMAL LIFE LIVING WITH YOU! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH KIDS COST!?"

"I own UA Shota, I am your boss so stop complaining before I get Endeawhore to replace you!" I started bursting out in laughter because now I know he actually listens to Shota, Mic and Yagi.

"What's so funny Izuku?"

"Y-You called him E-E-Endeawhore!!!!" He froze, I cold hear from the other line, laughter I know it's Toya. Everything was going good for once, which is why it shouldn't have been so surprising when our back tire was hit, making our car flip 8 times. the last thing I remember before the black dots that covered my vision was a sharp pain in both my arms before hearing someone yelling for me to stay awake, then it got really cold. 

"IZUK-'

"you're gonna be oka-'

"He needs surgery-"

"CODE BLU-"

"He's flat lining-"

"He needs-"

"He will probably never wake up-"

"He's the perfect storm"

"what's that?" 

"When everything that could've gone wrong went wrong goes wrong, A Perfect Storm"

"A Perfect Storm, Huh? Never had one before " 

"Because it's rare, like REALLY rare! They only happen like once a year."

"..I guess I'm just lucky then, huh?"