Rigby: *screams his head off*

Daring Dave: Stop that, you already pissed it off!

Rigby: *Hyperventilates*

Rigby and Daring Dave began to run, but closer and closer it came. Daring Dave identified the beast as a candy boar.

"Tasty." Rigby thought to himself.

Rigby: *pants* if we kill this "candy boar" *pants* will it bleed *pants* candy?

Daring Dave froze time to slap Rigby in the face.

Daring Dave: You are a complete idiot! That is what you care about right now? Even if it bled candy, who cares?!? WE ARE RUNNING FOR OUR LIVES RIGHT NOW!

Rigby: But.. you just froze time. How is that logically possible?

Daring Dave: *deep sigh* How is you existence logically possible?

Rigby: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! THAT COMEBACK WAS ON FIAHHH!

Rigby: But yet again, it was amateur.

Daring Dave: Did you just call my comeback amateur.

Rigby: Did you just realize that?

Daring Dave: Look. I don't have time for these stupid, preposterous games.

Rigby: Bruh. What do you mean you don't have time for these games. You literally just froze time!

Daring Dave: It's only temporal.

Rigby: You're just like Benson-no fun. Just a bossy, bossy.... BUTT.

Daring Dave fell to the ground in laughter. His stomach felt like he was getting laugh punches, which hurt. Once he caught his breath and calmed down he said.

Daring Dave: In all honesty, that was the lamest insult in the world. Like who insults people by calling them, "butt"?

Rigby: Me.

Daring Dave: Yeah. Why would I be surprised. Coming from a person with an I.Q of negative one million point five.

Rigby: *frowns*

Daring Dave: We need to go now because time is-oh crap.

At that that very moment, time resumed and the angry candy boar was still charging after them. Running and running, was all they did for the past seven minutes. It seemed like they would run like this for eternity.

Rigby: *pants between words vigorously* can't... you... freeze.. time?

Daring Dave: Yeah.

Rigby: DO.. IT.. THEN!!

Daring Dave: Ugh.. fine.

With a snap of his fingers time froze once again. The candy boar's facial expression was just like the one you'd make while pooping. It was a scary, yet a hilarious site.

Rigby: WHY DIDN'T YOU FREEZE TIME LIKE SEVEN MINUTES AGO!

Daring Dave: I want adventure..

Rigby: NEARLY GETTING EATEN ALIVE IS WHAT YOU CALL "ADVENTURE"?!?

Daring Dave: Yes.

Rigby: You are so messed up man.

Daring Dave: Look who's talking *cough cough*

Rigby: You better look at dis lovely package of Rigby!

Daring Dave: *pretends to vomit*

Rigby: Can you kill it, while it is still frozen in place.

Daring Dave: I won't kill a momma boar! I'll just teleport her back to her cave.

Rigby: My brain will literally explode. You could have done all of this before. Why now?

Daring Dave: Because I want to.

Rigby: *Face palm*

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Back at Mordecai's moment.

Mordecai: *quietly singing while walking* Ch-Ch-Ch-Chillin', Chillin' in the pool. Ch-Ch-Ch-Chillin', drinking sodas lookin' cool. Ch-Ch-Ch-Chillin', paper bag it to keep right. Ch-Ch-Ch-Chillin'. Paper bag it to keep the soda cold all night. *does the famous ooooooh with hands* oooooooh ha ha, chillin'.

Franswa: Vut was dat?

Mordecai: A song Rigby, High Five Ghost, Muscleman, and I made up on a hot summer day. *sigh* I surprisingly mi-mi-mi

Franswa: Miss them?

Mordecai: Yeah..

Mordecai: *cough* Well enough chitter chatter, let's focus.

Franswa: Ok, we need to find the Witch of Unwishes.

Mordecai: Uh... yeah pretty sure I already knew that...

Franswa:
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Authors Note: This isn't the end of chapter 4, part 2 is in progress