Chapter 3: Unexpected
Out of nowhere,💥KABOOM💥 Daring Dave had appeared right behind the Witch of Unwishes. He attempted to scare the witch but she beat him too it. Since Daring Dave's entrance was way too grand to not notice.
Witch of Unwishes: Nice to finally see you after a while, Daring Dave. *cackles*
Daring Dave: The pleasure is all mine, but I didn't come here for you.
Witch of Unwishes: Oh really? *sarcasm*
Daring Dave: Mordecai and Rigby do not need to suffer under your unforgiving wrath. It is between us-no one else.
Daring Dave: Veronica, please. Just reverse the wish so that the wish never happened. Just like you always do.
Rigby: That old hag's name is Veronica?
The witch shot Rigby a death glare, which caused him to hitch at his throat.
Rigby: S-s-such a b-b-beautiful n-name. Heh, heh.
Witch of Unwishes: Ha Ha, why would I? After YOU break my heart and leave me with nothing!
Daring Dave: But it was two thousand years ago! Come on.
Daring Dave: Please, we can do this the hard way or the easy way.
Rigby: If you mind, can one of you give me a filler here. Kinda lost.
Witch of Unwishes: Two thousand years ago, Daring Dave and I were dating. We were the odd couple because witches and guardians were at war that time.
Witch of Unwishes: Just as I was about to kill him in war. He kissed me, and the war pointless to me at that very moment. We began to see each other in secret. If we were caught, we would get jailed.
Rigby simply bursted out laughing, causing him to fall to the ground.
Rigby: *laugh* you and *laugh* Daring Dave. Yup, definitely *laugh* the odd couple!
Witch of Unwishes: I had made a horrible mistake dating him.
Witch of Unwishes: One day, he turned me in to the King of the Guardians so that he could become an official noble guardian. I was locked up in a cell. All alone.
Rigby turned to Daring Dave with disgust written all over his face while crossing his scrawny arms.
Rigby: That's cold man.
Daring Dave: I did help you escape though!
Witch of Unwishes: What hurts me the most is why in the first place you turned me in to your idiotic king just so you could benefit yourself!
Daring Dave: .....
Witch of Unwishes: You've made me become a dark witch, Dave. My heart will be dark forever. So I will never reverse wishes for people anymore!
Then she disappeared with a cloud of lightning and thunder. After her exit, the dark clouds dispersed.
Rigby: She will never? What about.. Oh no M-M-Mordecai *cries*
Daring Dave: Rigby.
Rigby: *still crying*
Daring Dave: RIGBY
Rigby: What!
Daring Dave: Mordecai isn't dead, he is still looking for the witch. What you had previous seen was fake-made up by her.
Rigby: *wipes tear* O.... oooooooooh.
Rigby: *whispers* Just keep this crying thing between us, okay?
Daring Dave: Yeah.
Rigby: You never told me you were a guardian!
Daring Dave: That's because you never asked!
Rigby: True.
Rigby: So, if you are a so called guardian, would you... I don't know... TELL ME EXACTLY WHERE MORDECAI IS?
Daring Dave:*looks through a vision portal* He is.. in a.. what is that? oh a bush. Mordecai is currently taking the number one in a bush. Oh.. I am wrong. He is taking the number two!
Rigby: (A rock would give me better information than this crap.)
Daring Dave: I can read your brain. If you want a rock to help you.. fine by me. I don't really get effected anyways.
Rigby: No. I do need your help.
Daring Dave: Then quit talking smack about me in that tiny head of yours.
Daring Dave: But why compare me to a friggin' rock. You should have have compared me to "THE ROCK" not "a rock".
Rigby: I'm bored.
Daring Dave: After everything that has just happened?
Rigby: Can you summon a video game?
Daring Dave: *sigh* Yes I can. *summons a video game*
Rigby: YUSSSS!
Daring Dave: Really..
Rigby: Can I be player 1, Please!!
Daring Dave: What's so special about being player 1?
Rigby: Player 1 is always wins. Mordecai never let's me play as player 1. Only once in a blue moon.
Daring Dave and Rigby were literally playing a video game in the middle of the woods. Sitting on sharp twigs without a care in their minds. Their minds where fixed on the stupid game. Until something interrupted their game.
Something behind the trees: Rooooooar!
Daring Dave: Did you hear that?
Rigby: Yes, the sound of my victory. Cause I beat you!!! OooooH!
The something behind the trees reacted negatively to Rigby's "OooooH!". Apparently it meant "I'm going kill all your babies!" in their language.
It charged at them like a bull.
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Author's Note:
I am very, very sorry my readers! I haven't updated this books in like 3 years?!?
I had extreme writer's block and quit the book, sort of letting you guys hang there. And I apologize for that! I will be updating the book more frequently! Yay to that. Anyways as usual, star if you like it and want more, comment, and follow!
-Mizteddyz
P.S
"May the stupidness be with you."
P.S.S
When Daring Dave said The Rock, he was referring to Dwayne Johnson-the rock, get it? *laughs awkwardly*.... mkay bye for reals now!
-Mizteddyz👑
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