WHAT THE FLIPPING STARS 500 FOLLOWERS?! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!

So, in honor of halfway to 1K followers, I will provide FOUR questions for you guys to answer. You can only answer ONE question. If you get that question right, I will give you a digital headshot.

1. Who is my first follower?
2. Who is my most recent follower?
3.Who did I follow first?
4. Who did I follower most recently?

Heh.