Girlies

Becky:
You should help them all fuck

Natti:
Huh?

Doja:
LMFAOOOO IM STILL ON ABOUT THE DILF

Ariana:
Girl what?

Becky:
You should help them fuck

Becky:
Oh come on, you feel their sexual tension🥵

Becky:
Just a gentle push

Ariana:
I mean I do but what you want me to do?

Becky:
Alright so you see Taehyung?🤔

Ariana:
I'm seeing him rn👁👁

Becky:
Quiet and mysterious right? Looks like would be toughest to crack?

Becky:
LIES

Becky:
He is the sensible of them all

Ariana:
I actually thought Kookie was the toughest to crack

Becky:
FOCUS😤

Becky:
So you start with him

Becky:
Who do you see him having tension with?

Ariana:
Hm.....

Ariana:
I'm feeling Minho

Becky:
Girl everyone wants to fuck Minho, try again

Ariana:
Ummm..... Kookie?

Becky:
Wait what? Kookie?😳

Becky:
Out of everyone?

Ariana:
Well they seem to be acting weird with each other, I don't know!😫

Becky:
Damn I'm missing out on the tea!!!😫😫😩

Becky:
But I was going to say Taemin, but he's not there

Becky:
When he comes back though, you'll see how this man foldsssss for him

Becky:
He tries not to make it obvious but it's so obvious

Becky:
Let me not even get started on Woosung

Becky:
Him and..... Jeongguk, uffffff the tension

Ariana:
Girl what? Am I the blind one then?

Becky:
I know you lying

Becky:
Woosung was really close with him before shit went down right?

Ariana:
I guess yeah?

Becky:
The two clearly have a connection, but not to be that bitch, but because you're in the picture they're holding back

Ariana:
Girl I'm just breathing and having a baby, I ain't stopping anyone😤

Becky:
Im not saying it's you, but they're making you the obstacle because they can't face their gay fantasy

Becky:
Just like my gay fantasy with you👉👈

Ariana:
What?😳

Becky:
Nothing😳

Becky:
Auto correction

Doja:
Im enjoying this way too much🤣

Natti:
Same😂

Becky:
But you know who has the least interactions or obvious tension, Woosung and Taehyung

Becky:
They're like the same person, but Woosung is calmer and more emotional than Taehyung

Becky:
So I have no idea how the fuck would that spark something

Ariana:
I don't even know if I can image Woosung and Taehyung

Ariana:
They're too different yet alike

Natti:
Wouldn't that work tho?

Natti:
What's something you can tell they don't have in common?

Ariana:
Sammy plays soccer and Tae plays basketball

Ariana:
I guess you can say that they're there but not there, as in they don't try to make their presence known, but Sammy interacts more with everyone

Ariana:
Hmm..... I don't know

Becky:
Just letting you know, Taehyung and Woosung are very very low key people

Becky:
One time when we went clubbing, Woosung was in the bathroom because I think he had a mental break down and Taehyung stayed with him to calm down

Becky:
Slept on the same bed that night

Becky:
Nothing freaky, but to some extent, you can tell they are emotionally there

Becky:
THAT'S IT

Doja:
What?

Natti:
???

Becky:
You got to make them be more emotionally there for each other

Becky:
I knew those fuckers were the slow to love shit

Becky:
They're not the types to fuck unless they feel an emotional bond

Becky:
ARI YOU TAKING NOTES!?!

Ariana:
📝📝📝📝📝

Ariana:
So basically just make them hang out more?

Becky:
Ew don't make it sound like that🤢

Becky:
But yes

Natti:
Okay that's down but what about the rest?

Doja:
I don't think that'll be a problem

Doja:
Look at what Minho just sent to me

Doja:
[Send screenshots]

Becky:
SHUT THE FUCK UP

Natti:
OHHHHHH SHITTTTTTT

Ariana:
No wonder he asked where everyone was - AHHHHHHH

Becky:
THEY FUCKED

Becky:
I CANT BREATHEJEKSKSLSLSSMN

Becky:
I KNEW HIS FUCK ME EYES WOULD PAY OFF IM DEADDDDDD

Natti:
Where's Anitta to see this shit! 🤣🤣🤣

Doja:
Shut up about this! He told me not to say anything!😭😭😭😭

Ariana:
The way I immediately looked at them when I saw that message

Becky:
IM CRACKLINGGGGG

Becky:
Okayyyy one pair down, two more to go, and before we know it, ✨orgy✨

Natti:
Um......

Natti:
Guys

Natti:
I just got a message from Mateo

Natti:
[Sends screenshots]

Natti:
Why is he asking if hickeys fade away - wait

Becky:
He's with Guillerme in Brazil.....

Becky:
HE TAPPED THAT ASS IM HOLLERINGGGGGGG

Doja:
WHAT'S IN THE AIR TONIGHT DAMN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ariana:
Wow😳

Becky:
DAMNNNN THEY ALL DIDN'T COME TO PLAY TONIGHT🤣🤣🤣

Becky:
Now that leaves...... Omg

Becky:
Woosung and Taehyung?🤨

Natti:
Based on what I've heard, these two aren't doing shit

Natti:
You make them sounds like awkward high school lab partners

Natti:
Ain't no way something will spark so suddenly

Ariana:
Hmm.....

Ariana:
I'm going to have a talk with Sammy

Becky:
NAH NAH NAH NAH DON'T BE A SNITCH NOW!

Ariana:
Not like that

Ariana:
Just asking him how he feels with..... His sexuality

Ariana:
We didn't have that conversation

Ariana:
But after the whole thing that happened with Jimin....... I don't know, I feel like he's suppressing a lot of emotions because of the outcome of that

Ariana:
I just want him to know that he can talk to me

Natti:
That's sweet

Doja:
Fr

Becky:
Okay yippie you want the bestie status again but don'tttttttt snitchhhhhhh🙄🙄🙄

Becky:
Bitch I swearrrr if you tell him we are rooting for him to get railed by Taehyung -

Natti:
Him railed by Taehyung? Isn't is the other way around?

Doja:
Lmfaoooo yeahhh rightttttt

Ariana:
I won't snitch

Ariana:
Trust me, we both need that talk

Ariana:
He's alone, I'll be back

Becky:
Wait wait rn??😐

Doja:
This girl don't play😂

Natti:
You go girl!

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