Jimin's Messages

Jimin:
Hi

Jimin:
You forgot to close door

Jimin:
And cover yourself with the blanket, you share a room with Jeongguk too, be decent 😒

Jimin:
Anyways I covered you guys up and closed the door

Jimin:
See you later

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Minho's Messages

Z:
Hi 😊

Minho:
FUCKAKSKDKSKAKQOQJF|
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AM I TRIPPING WTF|
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Hi

Minho:
Z? You still have my number? 😅

Z:
Why would I delete it? Lol😂

Z:
Anyways, just wanted to check up on you, see how you were doing 😊

Minho:
Melting

Minho:
I'm sorry can I talk to you in two business days or something?

Minho:
I'm going to be brutally honest and say I'm fanboying like crazy and I still adore you like crazy and need a moment to get my shit together

Z:
Damn

Z:
Okay, take your time I guess😅

Minho:
Thank you

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Groupie

Minho:
HELPSJJSDKSKANQODW

Minho:
NY FIRST LOVE AND CRUSH AND GODDESS JUST SENT ME A MESSAGE

Doja:
Dude

Doja:
You guys dated before😒

Minho:
AND I STILL PRAISE THIS WOMAN😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Minho:
IM A WHIPPED MAN IM TELLING YOU

Taemin:
Soo.....

Taemin:
Picture bitch!

Yuta:
I'm intrigued 🤔

Jeongguk:
Where have you been?

Yuta:
Occupied 🤗

Yuta:
Picture👁👁

Minho:

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Minho:
She's my goddessssssss 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Minho:
I praiseeeeee this womannn🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Doja:
He ain't kidding

Doja:
Literally when he first saw her, he had an outer body experience

Doja:
Man was in shock for a whole week

Doja:
Then he proceeded to send her poems, songs, letters - my man was a romantic asf

Doja:
He would give her flowers every day

Doja:
Beat the shit out of anyone that makes her upset

Doja:
Walked her home

Doja:
Bought her food

Doja:
He was obsessed

Doja:
You can only imagine how he got when she became his girl

Doja:
Didn't take much, she found his attempts pretty cute

Doja:
To this day, this man is still whipped

Taemin:
That girl....

Taemin:
I would even say 'I love you'

Taemin:
I'll do the cooking

Taemin:
Wash the dishes

Taemin:
Clean the house

Taemin:
I'll be her whore bitch, I ain't joking 😩

Becky:
What's good with all these beautiful WOMENNNNN 🤩🤩🤩

Taehyung:
Breath taking

Timothée:
Maybe I am bi.....

Doja:
Don't say that around Minho😂

Doja:
When I tell you he's into this girl

Doja:
He's intooooo her

Doja:
Wait so she texted you?!

Doja:
What did you say??

Minho:
That I need two business days to be able to talk to her

Jeongguk:
BAKA

Yuta:
BAKAAAAAAAA

Becky:
Did you lose your damn mind?

Natti:
Dude if you don't hit her up rn

Minho:
Listen, this girl is like the love of my life

Minho:
I'm so weak for her it's insane

Minho:
That's the problem

Minho:
Sure, I feel that way but I don't want to pursue it

Minho:
I kinda want to have a relationship with a man too, do more exploring there

Minho:
Don't get me wrong, I pass out thinking about her and if she were to ever be in front of me I would lose complete composure automatically

Minho:
I just feel like I have more to grow on

Minho:
This woman I see her as my wife

Minho
And I need to be a better man

Minho:
So that's the tea

Minho:
By the way, I'm kinda talking to someone already

Minho:

Minho:
His name is Kibum and he's a closeted gay

Taehyung:
Does he know you got five other roommates and one of them has kissed 2/6th of them?

Jimin:
Leave me aloneeeeeee😩😩😩😩

Minho:
Kissed everyone except the gayest one here smh😒

Taemin:
He a good kisser ngl 🤤👌

Taemin:
Like those lips makes you want to cum on the spot

Jimin:
Is that even a compliment?

Taemin:
Hell yeah, means your lips makes people whipped for you 😍

Jeongguk:
I think we should change the conversation

Taemin:
I'm just saying, innocent fucker got some dangerous lips 💋

Jeongguk:
Taemin, enough

Taemin:
What?

Taemin:
Oh.....

Taemin:
I'm sorry, slipped my mind

Woosung:
Clearly

Ariana:
Are we done here? The notifications is not letting my phone charge

Yuta:
Why so tense?😐

Yuta:
Am I missing something?

Jeongguk:
Just scroll up

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Roomies

Taemin:
Roomies, Becky just gave me a good suggestion😌

Taemin:
What if we all fuck?😈

Taehyung:
......

Taehyung:
Huh?

Jeongguk:
Not surprised

Jimin:
......Why?

Taemin:
Okay I have theory

Taemin:
I loveeeeeee sex🤤🤤

Taemin:
We know I hoe 😈

Taemin:
Minho want man partner

Taemin:
Jeongguk little curious - don't deny it with the fuck me eyes to Minho!😒

Taemin:
Taehyung curious🤔

Taemin:
Woosung single and mind crazy after Guillerme kiss🤔

Taemin:
Let me not start on Guillerme, he exploring already🤌

Taemin:
So, instead of waste time separate people, we discover things together

Taemin:
Like homies, nothing more ☺️

Minho:
Is it strange I don't find it surprising it came from Becky?

Jeongguk:
Nope

Woosung:
No, not agree

Woosung:
Jimin thing only one time, that it

Taemin:
So you good? Not curious?

Taemin:
Because strange Ari broke up, knowing you loyal and innocent here and didn't kiss back

Taemin:
Unless you admit something that made break up

Taemin:
Hm?👁👁

Woosung:
There's a line

Woosung:
Don't cross.

Taemin:
Just saying🙌

Taemin:
I like having fun!☺️

Taemin:
Besides, no worry of someone else hurting us

Jimin:
Sorry, can't agree either

Taemin:
Stfu you gayest out here besides Minho

Jimin:
Last night sex with girl

Jimin:
She want something serious ☺️

Taemin:
...... Excuse me?

Jeongguk:
You guys really had sex?

Taehyung:
Oh?

Jimin:
Yeah

Jimin:
She don't like having one night stand, told her need time to think

Taemin:
Okay then say sorry, one time thing

Jimin:
But I do like her

Taemin:
As a friend

Jimin:
As maybe more

Taemin:
Shut up, no you don't

Jimin:
Who are you to know?

Taemin:
Because I know

Jimin:
Mateo, you act like you no fuck Becky last night

Jimin:
Why different if I do it?!

Taehyung:
Jealous?

Taemin:
Yes

Jimin:
Too bad

Jimin:
Because I don't give a fuck🤗

Jimin:
Have fun with your lady friend

Woosung:
I choked on coffee

Minho:
Damn😳

Jeongguk:
Well....

Jeongguk:
Lol there goes plan😂

Taemin:
Just because he don't want to doesn't mean can't happen💅

Taehyung:
I pass

Taehyung:
Talking to someone too, really pretty☺️

Minho:
Me too

Jeongguk:
I just don't want to

Woosung:
I need a moment alone

Taemin:
Wow...... No fun😒

Taemin:
Okay, time to still hoe around💋

Minho:
You don't have to

Taemin:
Like said, I like sex🤤

Taemin:
But since roomies don't want attention, sounds good to me!😈

Taemin:
Now excuse me, another round before class

Taemin:
Byeeee👋

Jeongguk:
Round?

Taemin:
Sleeping Izuku sleeping

Jeongguk:
Ohhhh

Jeongguk:
I need to go to room to get my clothes

Taemin:
Damn....

Taemin:
Bathroom it is, okay, give second

Taemin:
Room all yours

Jeongguk:
Thank you

Jeongguk:
Did Becky sleep well on my bed?🥺

Taemin:
She end up want to sleep with me☺️

Jeongguk:
Ohhh okay

Minho:
Sleeping alright😗

Taemin:
SHUT UP 😫😫

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A/N:
Chapters ahead should be fun ....... :)

Let's gooo!!

I PURPLE YOU!! <333